For her birthday one year, I put a tent up in our backyard and treated my bff and her sister in law to a smokeout and Boosh-a-thon. As soon as this episode came on everyone started screaming to skip it, it was like some kind of apocalypse was suddenly afoot as we all premonitioned forward to having to watch that god…

Statements, New York 1999, my first book, whose two parts I wrote when I was 17 and 19 years old, respectively. It deals mainly with issues of ethics, aesthetics, and the philosophy of history. It also contains my first critique of academia.

She might be from a small town where a 6 is a 10. What is the saying, it’s like a New York 6 is a Midwest 10?

Holy Christ, I did not have to get too deep into his blog to parse out what his particular brand of being a dildo (dildolatry?) is. Very happy he took time to carry water for the poor, misunderstood,and beleaguered souls of Wall Street who were only trying, he earnestly believes, to make America great. How dare that…

It’s funny you say this because as a woman I find that very beautiful women are rarely told they’re beautiful (jealousy, assumption the person already knows, whatever) whereas average/cute but not mind blowing women are told CONSTANTLY that they’re insanely hot/gorgeous by their friends.

He’s sort of like the Patrick Bateman of the Humanities.

If I wanted that kind of education I’d head upstairs and ask my 17 yr old to turn off the video games and tell me some truths for 3 minutes. He has opinions too. Doesn’t mean anyone needs to hear ‘em.

The landing page of that blog told me every single thing I could have possibly needed to know.

Hoo boy. He calls himself Dr. because he has PhD(s?) in Greek, Latin, and philosophy. I have a PhD in Classics and art history. If I EVER referred to myself as Dr., I would be laughed the fuck out of my profession. Fuck this smug piece of shit. I bet he has a micropenis.

HIS SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS SO BAD.

I’m too lazy to research if this pic is a joke...but it is listed in his “About Me” page.

Right?! People who prioritize conventional standards of beauty in their partners reaaaaaaaaalllly tend to overestimate how closely they themselves fulfill those standards.

“I call my instrument Erato”

Dudes like him are why I am entering a PhD program in philosophy: to beat them up (intellectually).

Yeah I thought the 23 year old (was she wearing a prom dress in that pic?) was sexy euro nerd guys girl he was settling for

That one’s supposedly average boyfriend was also the best looking of the men in the article.

His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Cindy Adams is so old that her first job paid her in fire.

Meaning can change with times.