I suggest she adds The Rock and a lot of muscle cars to the story. She could probably squeeze out another 6-7 seasons that way.

It’s so curious that these conspiracy hunters find themselves - the one time there does seem to be a genuine conspiracy going on - on the wrong side of it and refuse to believe it.

Serial killers do.

I know, it just screams “gritty realism”...but only to people who don’t live in the real world - for instance, probably the people who made this ad!

Pepsi just assumes that millennials would rather spend all their money on the resistance and art and soft drinks than actually furnish their living spaces.

Reel to reel tape? Holy shit this guy ain’t no musician. He’s an Artiste!

Hmm. I do not want to meet this person at all...I feel pretty comfortable assuming they are the worst. But you can let me know if I’m wrong when you meet them!

I know someone that does this, essentially. They’re a total minimalism snob/IG whore.

You know how these artsy musicians types are...

Oh man, I’m super glad I don’t have to do ad testing or tracking for them anymore. I imagine that those conversations were fucking amazing.

Not to mention that the Italian economy is already a basket case.

I will never understand people who complain and complain about other people’s events. They are aware that RSVPing no is an option, right?

Come sit by me.

I dunno where I stand on this.

We need to stop with heaping this ridiculous criticism of Emily Shire. In the same piece you criticize, she mentions her desire for a Two State Solution. If you wanna say that some (hell, maybe many) Zionists are too extreme and uncompromising, sure. But Emily Shire is not one of them. Her piece is a direct reaction…

I’ll go you one better: Have you seen The Gong Show Movie which was about what a manic-depressive basketcase Chuck was?

I say they witness someone getting mugged, do nothing, and they all get tried for their crimes against humanity.

Or likely: a long, lingering zooming close up of a vulva. I’m talking ten minutes here.

“How Will Girls End?”

I’m sure your situation was an extreme case, but in my experience, that tendency is common enough that it’s worth paying attention to. Splitting household chores isn’t as simple as printing off the Master List and deciding who does what.