A fresh bar of Charleston Chew? Is there some type of supply chain defect that makes them take significantly longer to reach the Northeast? Because the ones I got for halloween always seemed like they were unearthed from a 5000 year old sarcophagus

Like was she going door to door collecting Lindt truffles and Ghiradelli bars?

Is there any other way Charleston Chew has ever been handed out on Halloween besides 5 year old fossilized candy jerky?

They’re coming back next month

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

Born again Christian. It’s destined

I’m still trying to figure out if their scorn is specifically toward Marvel per se, or the Marvel-ization of all of Hollywood, where every movie is trying to shoehorn into an extended universe whether or not it makes sense. I think Marvel in itself is fine, but the broader goldrush for universes of is something to…

Any amount that is forgiven after decades of paying is then treated as taxable income. So, let’s say you pay your loans for 25 years (it’s 25, not 20) and have a balance of $50k remaining. For that year, you will then pay taxes on that $50k as if it were money you were actually paid. That, coupled with the boatloads…

I, like M Night Shyamalan, like the episode with the kid that doesn’t realize he’s dead, the one he himself acknowledges he watched as a grown ass man and turned into The Sixth Sense

I think even the Israelis are envious of what China has successfully done with Tibet and with the Uyghurs. 

My childhood idol was Kirby Puckett. Probably because he was the signature on my first baseball glove. All the shit that came out about him off field after he retired probably served as some sort of life lesson for me.

The most best one I’ve heard was from a friend of mine- she once mistakenly told me how growing up she…

There was some article I read that interviewed someone who worked for him in the 80s that basically said he was really into amphetamine diet pills to try and keep his weight down. There’s also a shady wannabe comedian who was an assistant to Trump on the Apprentice who has been anti-Trump from day 1 screaming from the…

My thoughts/matchups:
-Logan, obviously George Sr
-Ewan Roy- a grumpier Oscar
-Marcia Roy- understated Lucille
-Kendall vacillates between Gob and Michael for me. He has the voice, desperation for his father’s approval, and cringeworthy speeches and failed side quests of Gob. But at the same time has the fleeting business…

Yes! I watch it as Arrested Development with Emotional Stakes. I actually go back and forth trying to match people in this show up with Arrested Development characters vs Trumps (but this may be on account of I find Kendall’s voice to be reminiscent of Wil Arnett)

The vibe in general I get from Ivanka is “Shiv, but Stupid”

Agreed. For all the bullshit Israel has to answer for, this line was just plain idiotic. 

Yeah, with all the rhetoric and shit Modi has pulled, this is a really, really weird thing to say?

I thought “Liar, Liar” said everything it needed to and stood on its own, but here we are with yet another movie remake. Rudy is too over the top, even compared to Jim Carrey

Well, there is also that pesky, lengthy section of his Wikipedia on antisemitism...and the members of his party that have quit

Completely unintentional, but I can see it