We’re in the early phase of a 5 season origin story for Greg, followed by a movie. Probably with Greg sporting an eye patch and scars by that point

You might say it is

Just a few short weeks ago, scorned ex-advisor John Bolton was shouting for everyone to listen that “I will have my say in due course.” This is a man known to wake up at dawn each morning to plot against his enemies, whose heart runs on pure hate and vengeance.

If he strolls onto the scene to add to this dumpster…

Can we talk about the open threat against Maguire that Nunes finished his statement with??

His UN address yesterday and his press conference today- his flat, dull inflection and drooping facial expression say it all. He’s deflated, his delivery looks and sounds like he downed a bottle of nyquil. He doesn’t want to be up on a podium in front of people. For a guy addicted to attention, it’s pretty amazing to…

I’ve always thought about what it’s like to see how different the perspective of the universe is through someone else’s eyes, but man oh man would I love an hour to see the world through Donald Trump’s brain

I like to imagine that Tomato started out as a talented student at his Russian arts college, but as he found himself depressed, only able to find work at a mid-tier Russian troll farm, he found brief solace to unleash his creative side in the kinja comments section

Even he is smart enough to know NY hates him and his father. But, depending on if anybody ever manages to deflate the conservative worship bubble, I could easily see him claiming residency in Montana or somewhere else that has a lot of hunter/sportsmen and making a run at congress. Sadly, I could also see him winning

Ah yes, the president who has burned through most of his cabinet, famously loyal man

How does everybody spot him so quickly?

It was a staff, faculty and parent party, so not a student. That’s the only element of the photo nobody needs to worry about

beat me to it

I think you struck a nerve

Part of why I think it’s laughable that they are pretending this was all part of some plan....if there are term limits as they say, why is Perez on board? Why was nothing previously publicly announced? Why the slow announcement?

Until they choose to make an example of someone by actually holding them in contempt of congress in a way that matters, Trump’s enablers are going to spit in their face. I wish they would make an example of one of these assholes and let them rot in jail a few weeks and see how brave the others are

It’d be nice if this site even tried to pretend the details from the tablet article regarding internal member stories of anti-semitism and the WM leadership’s batshit attempt at silencing the story were acknowledged

I just don’t get how someone could be so oblivious to this! This review treats it as though this were some high school movie trope about putting glasses on a pretty girl and pretending she is hideous. I dated a woman in her late 20s once who was 6'1 and barely an inch taller than me, and it was clear from date 1 that…

Like my dog every time I fake throw one of his toys across the room to watch him chase it for three steps before turning back around, I too get excited every time I see one of these headlines and tell myself “this will be the beginning of the end for him!”

I’m not sure I could describe my own penis to someone else?