I’m confused. Being over 6 foot as a girl is something that people are super self conscious about, because they are treated differently both romantically and by their peers. Even attractive women over 6'0 are often crippled with self consciousness. Many men want nothing to do with dating them, there’s a lifetime of…

It’s definitely easy to ask wtf is wrong with this woman for having anything to do with him after the first and especially 2nd incident, but AB was dangling a potential $1.7 million investment in her business. A lot of people would put a lot of shit aside for that sort of money, so it makes sense to me that she put…

I was also confused about all the references she included to her being the unattractive one, and really, really confused to all the worship references of how beautiful Calloway is. Calloway isn’t unattractive by any means, but at the same time, there’s nothing to particularly gush about?

Ever since I left home to go to college, I’ve been blown away by how many people look at other people as “rich people” without the self awareness to realize their position. Kids who were gifted brand new cars, worked unpaid internships in NY for summers, went on spring break trips and study abroad semesters, referring…

Hey! It’s not like Deadspin, where clearly the Men in Black swooped in and zapped their memory of what the site has done

The whole situation is the clearest sign yet that Vaping Congressman Duncan Hunter is losing favor with the administration amidst his scandals

Personally, I maintain that the 90s movies are the best and only representation of the Brady Bunch that should be watched. Every time I see a cash grab movie revival of some nostalgia IP, I long for the subversive yet loving take that the Brady Bunch movies provided

The 1st movie had a bunch of turtle Easter eggs sprinkled throughout, but yeah, it's a major thing in the stephen king universe. Pennywise's mortal enemy is a giant space turtle

As I think more about it, I could see him just voting every election for the Rent is Too Damn High guy even if he was a NY candidate

I think even compared to other sports, tennis can be mentally grueling. Hours of 1 on 1 vs your opponent, with consistent action and mental focus required, and you easily can lose by beating yourself with unforced errors. 

Oh, it completely makes sense why there is so much weird shit in the book. If you’re going to make a remotely faithful adaptation of the book (even if the only thing you left out was the bonkers gangbang) there’s no way of some of it not seeming like it was thrown in out of nowhere

I’ve always actually thought you can only enjoy the book if you are able to overlook its really weird thrown together elements. Some people love the mystic turtle shit, I always thought it would be stronger without (though I guess if you got into the Dark Tower stuff, it probably made you retroactively like it a lot…

It’s woke Superbad. Good Boys is sixth grade Superbad. I’m fine with both of those things. I saw both movies, Booksmart was better than Good Boys and I enjoyed it (not quite as much as the raving reviews, but it was solid). But between the marketing and the actual plot of the movie, there’s no avoiding the comparison…

I think Creed would go for some obscure third party candidate, or maybe even reveal himself to be the real Deez Nutz

“Drowning rats in a plastic bucket full of alcohol” is just the type of new technological breakthrough that will propel us into the 22nd century. I can only imagine the disruptive silicon valley thinker that is making billions off this.

Counterpoint: no, Bill, please never drop out. I want you running well into 2021. While the text thing with your son was great, you haven’t quite lived up to the quota of bonehead moments I was promised when you joined the raise. I need more embarrassment.

I wrote off the conservative rags publishing photos of her having dinner with the consultant last month, as well as the stalkerish rumors they pushed about her being split from her husband, moving into a seperate apartment, etc. before that. But the real divorce filing from that same consultant’s wife stating he is…

I’ve been wondering what kind of tweet shart he’ll go with when we officially enter a bear market ahead of the election. Some options I’ve thought of:

a. The deep state and radical democrat hedge funds are now entrenched throughout corporate america and conspiring against me!

Are you kidding, he would LOVE that name and print out tshirts for his college republican lackeys to wear over their Gap polo shirts. This is the man who relishes calling himself the “Grim Reaper”