They forgot to add Peepee Teepee

It's like Elijah

That hair style is an abomination. Seriously though why is it ok for someone in her position to say this garbage to someone with no consequences ? Everyone else in day to day society has to shut the fuck up, put a smile on and do their fucking job. I’ll never understand why it’s ok to preach hate and call it…

My friends sister had a downs baby when she was 20 years old, it's not as common as it is with older women but it can still happen.

HA! that was my first thought too

Alright, here we go. My dad is a huge windsurfer and heads down (from BC) to Oregon to go windsurfing on thanksgiving weekend. Bear in mind we are Canadian so it’s not completely insane. This leaves my mom, brother and I to do our thanksgiving festivities alone. This year I happen to have a boyfriend, first one I’ve…

This kind of ass backwards thinking and reasoning is exactly why I never pressed charges in my own molestation case. I was waaaaaay terrified that everyone would know and I would be judged or called a liar and my life would be even harder than it already was. I lived in a small town, he was from a prominent family, I…

That frustrates me to no end, giving a 14 yo the munchies and possibly getting them grounded when mom they can’t control their giggles and mom and dad figure it out, is not even close to the lasting damage that an forced sexual encounter at 14 would do.

My dads a retired elementary school teacher and he has similar story but with a deer. At the school he taught at the gymnasium is attached to the school by a long hallway lined on both sides by windows. One day a deer, using highly sophisticated deer logic, decided that the quickest way to get to the field behind the…

About 5 years ago I was a bridesmaid in my friends wedding. During the dance portion of the night the bride wanted her whole wedding party to dance together so myself and the other bridesmaids danced with our groomsman we had been paired with. This doesn’t sit well with the boyfriend of one of the bridesmaids, at this…

Gather round children and let me tell you the tale of how I won your fathers heart while dressed up as a turd.

I just choked on my skittles HAHAHAHAHA