Who wants to be she got it for free by telling Tiffany’s it’d be free advertising? Also that store is downstairs from where she lives. Trumps live in prostitute should have made more of an effort.

He was 59 when Barron was conceived, and old semen is the relatively recently agreed upon likeliest cause by the medical community. Not her fault but Melania should’ve used a surrogate. I mean, she has horrible taste in men, don’t get me wrong, but.

It’s not like Trump’s fucked up genes could be at fault or anything!

Ding ding ding!

So, basically, Barron is autistic. Right?

WikiLeaks is, and always has been, a terrible, irresponsible organization that has no benefit to humanity. Assange is a rapist and a waste of air and should be behind bars or dead.

Assange stated on Bill Maher’s show in June that he planned on leaking all kinds of damaging Trump info as soon he was finished with Hillary. Fuck this guy. I hope he smokes himself to death in that Embassy. Fucking coward.

Can we seriously just drone that fucking aussie already?

Can the Equadorian Embassy leak Assange into the hands of Swedes so that he can face rape charges?

Meanwhile I’m insured through Obamacare and pregnant and terrified. Thanks a lot, assholes.

Pretty sure Melania sold her soul, and her dignity, in the devil’s bargain of marriage to Drumpf.

No, it’s not reasonable to ask women to wear tiny dresses and dance around a rapist who specifically targets women who look like they do.

I don’t buy this whole, Mormon’s are better than the evangelicals because Trump definitely won Utah. That brought that Evan dude out for show, and like many others pulled the lever for big poppa goldenhair.

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir’s agreement to perform is a major controversy among Mormons. Some say it’s a government event and their performance is a show of support for American government. Others say that it would be one thing to perform at a 4th of July celebration, but its another to perform at the inauguration…

You forgot to call out he was a republican.

And also don’t become president.

If your tweets are so vague and incomprehensible that you need someone clarifying them the next day, maybe you should stop tweeting. If you are the President-Elect, then YES you should absolutely stop tweeting.

Also any knowledge about applying false eyelashes. They are ALWAYS on crooked.

“I don’t play golf and I don’t have a mistress.”

I read an article in the Washington Post the other day that mentioned a woman and her husband, who both get health insurance through Obamacare. The husband is on the list for a liver transplant. They both voted for Trump. And the wife was like, “Wait, he’s really going to cut Obamacare? I thought that was just talk!…