You knew what you signed up for when you picked your profession.

46.

Oh yes they were terrific. For all that it got overplayed for use in trailers, I still really, really love that aspirational energy of “Dreams.” It always gives me a boost when I hear it.

Awww, shit. I really liked The Cranberries growing up, and had a bit of a crush on her. One of the defining 90's bands. 46 is so young... RIP

This is beautiful proof that REAL style is timeless. What a gorgeous space.

I’ll never forget that one with Julia Roberts and how he had his twelve year old kid (in the movie) spy on Roberts’ therapy sessions with his ex wife to get in her pants. The whole film I’m sitting there going How is this considered okay?

Woody Allen has repeatedly written young, beautiful women falling in love with much older men. It grosses me out.

Wonderfully written, Clover. You rock!

Imagine being her kids. Oh hey - normal life? Never going to have that.

Nobody needs to bring their A-game to fuck with a woman who puts jade up her vagina. You don’t even have to bring your B-game to do that.

I waited on John Hamm at the Breslin back in the day and he was so fucking nice. His table was wobbling and he wouldn’t let me put the shim under myself, he took it and did it and said “I waited tables for a long time.” He was a joy the rest of lunch and then tipped 100% on his meal. I would give up my left nut to…

That was one of my favorite scenes in Big Little Lies - when the therapist interrogated Nicole Kidman’s character and made it clear how easy it would be to discredit her since she never said anything or told anyone. I hope a lot of people see that and entrust someone with their situation.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Dude they loved each other so much, their letters to each other are intense AF.

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

As long as this continues, I will always bring this up:

What’s the crime in the Lewinsky story? It’s not a crime to fuck a married man. Isn’t the lack of serious criminality in the situation basically why Bill wasn’t successfully impeached? Can anyone make a miniseries that’s essentially about allegations of perjury interesting?

Here’s a trend that needs to pick back up and continue forever:

it’s not another Midnight In Paris, a swoony trifle featuring a revolving door of Saturday Night Live celebrity impressions.

I saw Titanic in the theater with my dad, and the lady behind us had some sort of breathing problem that basically sounded like she was choking and snoring at the same time. It was annoying, but it sounded deeply uncomfortable and I felt really bad for her. My dad was a total passive-aggressive asshole about it and…