Agreed! Hopefully the staff at Pornhub will do the same for me if I have a stroke from too much you-know-what and go silent.

This video mostly reminded me of how often you had to adjust super-low rise jeans. The constant pulling up the back.

Is anyone else slightly disturbed that we all just decided to accept Louis CK is a sex offender based on random, unrelated stories about random, unrelated comics acting creepy?

Chiming in here as a medical professional who also runs a sex shop:

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

I’m going to print this out and stick it to the front of my refrigerator as diet inspiration.

It’s really a shame they’re related because I get the sense he and Candace would be perfect for each other.

DAWSON’S CREEK ISN’T ON NETFLIX ANYMORE.

Nothing says “it’s a party” like giant cubes of ham and baby carrots on a stick.

10/10 would wear this dress all the time

“Miss Jackson, if you’re namaste”

Chopsticks! I usually eat Cheetos with a fork but chopsticks are a much better idea.

I love Broad City, but I want YAS, KWEEN to die.

Know who’s ACTUALLY greedy, entitled, looking for handouts?

Yeah some ladies even get to tack on their hard earned vacation days to supplement their maternity leave. Super cool right?

I love you all.

Dude, I fuckin just made the exact same thing!

DICK WIG! I’ve decided to call it “The Trump”: