I can’t stop laughing send help

To be fair, he did ask the Horse’s mother permission before mounting*

Token conservative here. I am absolutely appalled how the Republican party has sold it’s soul over the past year. Trump was bad, this is downright terrifying. How can the party claim to be the “Moral Majority” when they are backing a candidate who may be a serial child molester? It’s not like he took a couple free…

Matt Lauer’s firing was about as expected as Donald Trump’s incompetence. Figuring out who sexually harasses women isn’t very difficult to predict. Lauer consistently gave Trump and O’Reilly a pass on their shitty behavior while grilling HRC about emails and telling her to keep her answers brief.

His name is Tom Cruise. That;s the name of their leader’s lover

Daisy and Sofie

Shakira, a 4-year-old Chihuahua mix we adopted from the city shelter. This was taken after she feasted on a litter box with aged cat poo. She’s an artisanal bitch

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

As a cost saving measure, the Catholic Church now uses a Sunday afternoon trip to Ikea as Pre-Cana classes.

Fellow STEM-MENSA-Girl rooting for you in this tiny little corner of the Internet over here, Miss Hudson.

Hey, you know what would stabilize the region? Threatening nuclear annihilation to China’s neighbor and also ending our trade agreement with South Korea.

“they put raisins in their potato salad”

You don’t need to shit in Albert’s coffee anymore. Fall is here, so it’s likely Pumpkin Spice flavored. The job is done already.

I just dismissed 3 comments declaring that art is necessarily dangerous (WTF? Maybe don’t use your toddler brother in it then?) and that trains aren’t silent. Just fucking Google it. Read one of many, many articles by everyone from the fucking rail companies to newspapers to science blogs that say the exact same…

Mandatory showers for all 6th graders. I don't care that you don't think you smell. MANDATORY.