My Ex-Girlfriend... She screwed the fuck out of me. Good times.

Sounds like a Maintenance Nightmare?! BMW might go for it...

All I read is:” ..., you know,...”!

Didn’t Cadillac try to counter with the Allanté?

He’s gonna run it through the Shit2DNA Sequence-O-Tron 2100, use the extracted DNA to form a viable genome, create a zygote, implant it in a human womb, have the surrogate give birth to the infant, raise it until it turns 18, and then punch it in the face and press charges for Grand Shit Auto.

I drank lots of beer with the keyboarder last year

Didn’t the Hondadude mention something like this and Honda threatened Jalopnik with a cease and desist letter?

I applaud your correct usage of they’re and there. That’s rare :)

No world on how many Mitsubishi Evo Xs were lost at sea.

^ this!

Nah, they use appropriate winter tires. We just want AWD, because it makes us believe we can still use summer tires in the winter.

FIAT = Fehler In Allen Teilen

IWC? That’s a nice and expensive touch!

The boy obviously has Affluenza...

I know have morning wood!

Yes, books indeed!

Are those books? 0_o

We cross-shopped the Jeep GC as well, and we found an Audi Allroad!

Change to the digital speedometer on the display between RPM and analog speedometer. I am used to a HUD in my x5, but when I drive the Audi, that’s how I compensate for that.