LOLz at Nosferatu.

And this is why Rudy Nosferatu Giuliani is a failed politician and probably couldn’t even be elected dog catcher. Thanks for your irrelevant opinion, Nosferatu.

PREACH.

I’ll take John Lewis against the world any day of the week.

Chrissy Metz gets a photo but no name mention or comment about her dress? Typo?

I wish we could have them forever, but I am deeply grateful that we had them for 8 years.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

Staying in power and having access to more power are far more important to politicians on both sides of the aisle than any standards/beliefs/morals/ethics.

But he hasn’t got it yet. If these women can’t inspire you to keep on fighting, I’m not sure anything can.

I hate watching other people cook when they don’t know what they’re doing. Just fucking let me do it and go set the table!

If ETP and SXL start drilling again in defiance of the Army Corp of Engineers, then the Governor of North Dakota and the local sheriff will surely have to go after them with water cannons, dogs, rubber bullets, and orders to evacuate, right? Right? Because they care about laws and stuff.

Conway looks at Hughes and wistfully thinks “I used to look like that. And I will again once I feast on her lifeblood.”

I wish we really would discover aliens so I could have something new to freak out about.

He didn’t do this; we did- it was already done. We let language and discourse and critical thinking and truth go down the tubes. He was just the first to figure out how to take advantage of it.

We have a psychopath for president-elect who is attempting (as a good psychologist friend of mine put it) to gaslight the whole country.

it me.