As an Ann Arborite I’m so happy she chose U of M. Odds of Potential Obama sightings are through the roof . Also, Madonna’s daughter was a student here too and there was a tiny fuss when the news came out, then not another word about it. 

Also Rodger Stone

Can I add Pentatonix to this list? I work w a girl who loves the shit outta them and plays that shit incessantly. Meanwhile, they cover in mediocrity and gentrify every single song by every single artist. Why not just listen to the original version? Sorry, I know this is off topic

Deep. Thank God she survived. 

Maybe it is unfair of me, but anytime I hear someone lament poking into “youthful indiscretions” (rape and rapey behavior) in HS and college, I sort of assume that they, themselves have been down this road.

I am not going to sort through the comments, but please add to the list: Ernie, Rupert, Billy Wilder and Yoshi

Your writing is superb. Had me crying laughing at work! So much that I had to explain myself. *worth it

I enjoyed making fun of Spicey much more than evil ass Aunt Lydia Huckabee. Huckabee is just horrifying at every turn. Still he is nothing but a shill

I always hated McHale back in the day. I never had a really good reason for it.  Thank you intuition for always being a douche detector long before there is actual proof. 

I really wanna know when he is due in court to address these charges. THAT is something I would love to see. When your former KGB buds are hanging you out to dry it is not looking good Paulie

I saw him speak in 1990. When the news hit about this incident, I could not believe it. But the media coverage really made me change my mind at the time, I was shocked. I remember the man hunt for him all over the news. I actually thought he must have lost his mind, instead of omg he is being set up again. The man I…

And Governor Snyder? Who decided to change the water to save money? Who hired the EM? Nice try nazi

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

Damn it, et tu Uncle Russ?

I actually think he has a point. He also says that basically no one cares about the actual music or how to play and that the songs make a huge difference. I think The Beatles fall under that category. His pov is as a composer too.

George Stephanopoulus- HE SHALL NOT FALL! I love George, and if anything ever comes out about him, my sliver of trust in mankind will be demolished.

Please take care of yourself, don’t go down like my man Al.

I hate to say this, and maybe it makes me a bit crazy too, but my wonderful friend Albert died in Feb this year of a heart attack, and I believe that the stress associated with this horrific administration was a huge contributing factor. Yes, Al had heart problems previously, he had them under control. I had never…

If someone shows up and says trick or treat, they get candy. Damn, where did all you scrooge ass Halloween Haters come from? You all seem like a real joy.

Not to be a complete cunt, but can we talk about the lipstick? Jarring.