Bobby does not make mistakes

Gah I know! It’s probably not technically possible to cringe yourself to death, but it certainly feels like it.

I’m sure everyone’s seen it, but it’s still my favorite.

This dirt bag needs a brain bleach chaser:

Everybody’s a perfect parent on the internet.

I want to know what any one of these fucking lunatics would have done if it was their child in the gorilla enclosure. I truly am devastated that the he had to be killed. It’s awful. But between that and a child being ripped to shreds while dozens of people looked on, I’m going with shoot the gorilla.

I must have been in the minority because I thought the first one sucked big-time. I can’t even understand why a second one was made.

Prince: a weirdo who’s weirdest trait was his normalcy.

I’m still not doing well with what happened with Prince but stories like this make me smile.

maybe Prince didn’t have a will because he didn’t care about what happened after he died, or was cool with people using his music after the fact.

I mean...I’d feel the same way. I’ll control my shit while I’m alive thank you, but after I am dead what the fuck does it mean to me? How the hell would I know if my song is…

Point of order, the woman whose toddler appeared in a video dancing to Prince music sued prince (actually universal music), not the other way around.

I am off to listen to raspberry beret I refuse to believe he’s not perfect I refuse I tell ya

Ugh. Capitalism at its best! Side note: arguing over a dead relatives assets has to be the worst thing ever. The body is barely cold and you’ve got your asshole brother in law asking after your father’s watch collection.

I bet that Marion is into all sorts of freaky things. Like sleeping with knives under her pillow. Or wearing little vials of blood as jewelry.

As far as I’m concerned this is a great country. It’s beautiful, prosperous, vast, and diverse. Fucksticks like Trump, the shitbags in the North Carolina general assembly, and Tea Party wannabe-Confederate loser traitor assholes don’t get to have it. So fuck them. And fuck her if she runs with her tail between her…

So for all the talk of black girl magic, of Tamir, Freddy and their mothers, the value of black women...this is the legacy of Lemonade? Tell me I am wring, but then tell me what they conversation has been, what’s dominated the headlines...especially here. For all the talk of her blood and sweat and the significance of…

...accused Johnson of “moral unfitness to practice,” which she didn’t contest.

That’s fine. She doesn’t deserve the right to work with the amazing Dodai.

Seriously I have likely said this before but if La’Porsha Renae doesn’t win, forget the election, I will have no faith in America.