Who among us hasn’t met with a Russian lobbyist offering dirt on our father’s political opponent as a pretext to talk about sanctions, forgotten to talk about the dirt, and then lied about it for months?

I wish our press could call him out as bluntly as this, though Maddow has been doing a good job. Especially with warning the other networks about how someone is shopping around forged NSA documents linking Trump to Russia.

Way OT, but did anybody see this guy from ABC (Aussie Broadcast Co) absolutely demolish Trump at the G20?

America is the estranged and bitter teenager who just lectured Europe-Mom for being a drunk divorcee, slammed the car door, yelled “I’ll never be like you!”, reversed out of the driveway, and straight into a passing bus.

It makes me sick how we’re all supposed to mindlessly buy into Daughter Dingus’ pathetic phony creation myth, like she’s anything more than a spoiled little airhead who owes everything she has to the money her awesome daddy swiped from other people. Look at her, sitting there with that moronic pucker on her plastic…

Full sincerity here; we’ll miss you and your writing here. I’m continually sad to see so many brilliant writers leaving this place, but I understand. It’s tough watching this place get slowly defanged and made increasingly mainstream and Voxian, but damn if you all aren’t magnificent at what you do.

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

They’ll probably just eliminate the department entirely.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

We can enact realistic rules around guns.

I don’t suppose it matters on the birth certificate, but it does seem a little foolish to just pretend sex has no relationship to health. You don’t need to force anything on a child, but that is medically necessary information regardless of what gender, if any, the child identifies with.

Japan’s never apologized for their role in WWII, where they killed 10 million civilians, so don’t hold your breath for the big Amelia Earhart reveal.

The next group of colonists found the word “croatoan” carved on a tree. It may have been a reference to a nearby tribe or a nearby island. The prevailing theory is that the original colonists assimilated with a local tribe, and the prevalence of blue eyes among Lumbee Indians is held up of evidence.

Of course she’s not dead.

I think he has some form of dementia. If you compare interviews he’s done in the past his vocabulary was larger and there was way less word soup. There is something physically wrong with him. It doesn’t excuse his attitude toward women.

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Here’s a tip, clothing manufacturers: if your “summer dress” is made out of 100% polyester then it is not, in fact, a summer dress. It’s a dress-shaped sauna. Ain’t no one got time for that.

Sometimes.... I kinda wish the world got nuked... Just like, meh, nukes. Ya know?

1. That baby is adorable.