This is absolutely gorgeous - I would love to hear more about your grandfather and his life. My grandfather was a blue eyed twinkly man of Scottish origin. My favourite story about him was that when my mother, aged 20, in the late 60s, came home and told her parents she was pregnant and was marrying my mum, he told…

This was beautiful to read. A beam of sunshine on this cloudy, rainy day. Thank you.

I’m starting to think evil is a preservative.

She is very cute for a danger water cow.

But being unaware of the law doesn’t free you of the consequences of breaking it. I didn’t realize you had to drive for 100 yards in a lane before changing to another lane, but the ticket I paid and the point on my car insurance are the consequences for breaking that law.

EXAMINE YOUR CHOICES SIR.

For that matter, why bother passing collection plates around when you could just pray for money to be magically deposited into the church’s bank account as a blessed mystery.

It’s like that old joke about God sending a boat and helicopter to a pious man who refused to get in.

If you believe in God and think that God made Man in His image, why wouldn’t you believe that God gave Man the intelligence to heal? Why don’t you see medicine as God answering prayers to heal? I mean, I don’t see these same people praying to God when their cars need an oil change.

Yup, checks out.

I’ve never heard a single negative thing about Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Because the GOP does not care about women. If you are a woman and you vote for a GOP candidate, you are supporting a party that would rater see you die than lift a finger to help.

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

I can see how this is a compassionate move.  This being said, I can also conceive that it might be a slippery slope.

**adds “Don’t come for me unless I send for you” to my lexicon**

“coming off as pissy and petty.”

Well, you know, this isn’t suspicious at all.

My parents were very conservative first generation Italian-Americans. Neither finished high school. Both expected me to stay one until Married. Since I started trying to run away from home at age 7, that wasn’t going to happen! I got to college because they didn’t have to pay much (back in the days of nearly free…

Tiffany Trump is like that girl who adds you on FB (even though she ignored you back in junior high) & has “School of Hard Knocks” under Education. The only thing stopping you from unfriending her is all the awesome drama on her wall.

Someone needs to pull down and post the clip of Trump shoving the Montenegro PM, then buttoning his jacket while sticking out his chin like Mussolini. It tells us everything we need to know about Trump as a human being.