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laurie96d

I live in Birmingham and have been following this guy and his organization since its inception. Seeing his new FB posts everyday gives me a glimmer of hope for the future. What these kids are doing is nothing short of amazing and this is such an awesome thing they’re doing.

My immediate reaction when she said she had an IUD was: why doesn’t her husband just get a vasectomy?

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If we are going to categorize fish as anything, its a vegetable.

God used to do the best plagues. Locusts, blood, slaying of the first born. Just a hole now? No stamina! SAD!

How is sending dick pics to teenagers different than looking at porn? Gosh golly, where to begin.

It shouldn’t have taken this GD long.

What a perfect way to raise a child who won’t fight back from a molester!

So, when Scalia died, all my friends were like, WHOO HOO! PARTY TIME IN AMERICA! I quietly said nothing, and although I agreed with the sentiment that the SCOTUS and country are better off without him anywhere near a position of power, I recognized that he was still a human person deserving of basic human dignity (we

Jasper is a living definition of “Backpfeifengesicht” which is a face begging for a fist in German.

This is why people hate liberals, and why all the assholes creating real problrms for women minorities poor ppl etc, get to get away with it...because idiots cling to every word and are so fucking sensitive about the stupidest shit. Lets go protest kendall jenner and pepsi...how about the war in ukraine? Or the gay

This is a definite reach.

Yea I was really disturbed by the twisty dough part.

Worst. Iron Chef. Episode. Ever.

No.

Vive le France! We drove the Nazis out 72 years ago. No way in hell are they coming back.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, Nazi fucks.

Anybody want to go in on a bet as to when this motherfucker Spicer has a stroke over semantics?

Spicer: “The president has an EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE, FULLY ENGORGED PENIS!!!” *storms off*

If Jeff Session prosecutes somebody for laughing at him, I should be on death row.