I’m choosing to live in a blissful world of ignorance where I control my own destiny and surround myself with adopted cats and homemade lemon bars.

This is EXACTLY what I thought about!!!!

Wow.

Not gonna lie, I keep my nails done so I don’t have to see what horrific things are in there. I keep them painted black or something that won’t expose the small garden that could be in my nail bed.

1. Swish swish is a TERRIBLE song.

In the very slightest way I get what he’s saying, he just shouldn’t have said it out loud maybe. He’s saying some people who are given everything will be a screw up if they don’t learn to appreciate hard work (someone like Conrad Hilton who has never had to work a day in his life and probably has zero survival…

I love seeing posts like this. I hope that one day the majority of the news I see makes me smile instead of cringe.

Or? Maybe she knows exactly what she’s doing. I’m still rooting for my idea where she divorces him post-presidency and writes a tell-all book to rival Jackie Collins

True, but we have to remember the time she lived. While many conservatives today seem to forget you CAN be considered a conservative as well as a feminist and she seems to be a shining example of that fact.

So, when I was in the military, I saw this young private who was DECKED OUT in his dress blues (which back then hardly anyone purchased because they were so rarely used) and stacked to the shoulder with ribbons and awards. A Sergeant Major saw him and was completely confused as to why a 19 year old would have more…

I don’t know...it hardly seems surprising or a big deal that he did this. There are SO MANY things that are far worse to dissect about this guy. A college paper seems pretty trite by comparison.

We could always put him on one of those melting polar ice caps.

Perhaps it’s more about the dishonesty, the secrets, and the facade he put on rather than the sexting and dick pics. Although lets be honest, that WAS a part of it.

It all has a very Handmaid’s Tale sound to it, doesn’t it?

Shut the fuck up....so NOW they’re concerned with protecting victims? No. They’re concerned with their fucking brand, nothing more.

I can’t help but think Spicy is starting to realize Trump will throw him under the bus and at this point, he’s merely staying on so he can collect as much insider knowledge on the Trump Whitehouse before he goes all rogue and shit, and writes a tell-all.

Look at how angry he is...it has to be so exhausting living your life with the goal of obliterating someone else.

Marco Rubio is such a piece of shit. He seems like he completely hates his job and has no interest in legislating; he’s just there for the paycheck and the access to classified information. Meanwhile, he’s impotent when it comes to actually making or taking a stand.

He used to be such an attractive man. Now he’s just puffy and all mid-life crisis-y

The Trump presidential library is going to be filled with pop-up books and Mad Libs, so I doubt that will be of their concern.