That is how my face looks all the time now.

I think my face has been frozen like this throughout 2016.

Oh. That poem is terrrrrrrible. Terrible.

Saving this GIF. This is how I feel about most things.

He’s just waiting for tonight....

ARE YOU SPEAKING ENGLISH RIGHT NOW?

The little Reddit creature versions of them are actually really cute.

His love doesn’t cost a thing!

He’s not fooled by the rocks.

they’re whatever species snoo snoo is. i don’t know much about snoo snoo. wait, is snoo snoo a robot?

Also, somebody please go check on Drake.

Dolphin-fuckery, apparently.

Look, folks - THIS DOESN'T END WELL.

And now I really wish I hadn't clicked that link.

http://www.amazon.com/Wet-Goddess-Ma…

I'm personally more concerned about the imminent destruction of the planet.

Hello? Space dolphins????

Cows are also easier to milk than lions.

I think he meant easy in relative terms. Like cows are easy compared to an African Lion or something.