“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

““Having discussed that issue at some length, that does not sound like something I said or intended to say,” Sessions replied.”

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Is this fool really using the Shaggy defense?!