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Once you get to VP level you immediately become immune to hangovers apparently. Mine was in town a couple of weeks ago and made us stay out until 2am on a Tuesday. The next day he beat us all into the office...not a great look.

Pro tip 2: Don’t get old. Those mildly annoying hangovers at 23 become a death sentence at 33.

I am fully convinced that this is the best movie made in the past ten years, for a whole slew of reasons. I didn’t even realize what an awesome feminist movie it was until a buddy sent me this link:

no one in this article or any of the other ones are glorifying what these hackers are doing. They are reporting news, which is what users who are having issues and want to know why, want to read about

Sounds very mature and well thought out but I can't help but think that someone is bound to get hurt. I wonder if her husband knows that he's in an open marriage. And what if your husband decides he wants to continue the relationship after the baby is born?

Well, glad it works for you. There's no way in fuck I'd be ok with this kind of arrangement, but to each their own.

Yup. You and me both.

I'm glad it works for you. I would be resentful as all fuck if I was pregnant and my husband got to screw around on the side while I was carrying his child to be brought in to the world.

When my Pumpkin was alive it was tuna water for her and that little bitch was fussy as hell about her tuna water. The moment she heard the automatic can opener start she would run into the kitchen as if her fur had been set on fire. If I didn't leave her some of that water in the can she would be mighty upset with me.…

I'm usually pretty tough about tragedies. But this has just knocked the wind out of me. I feel gloomy. I was watching the news last night and it kept switching from two breaking stories. Innocent people and kids getting blown up on the ground in Gaza and innocent people and kids getting blown out of the sky in the…

We're never going to be able to have nice things, are we?

The fact that he gets paid to take these blurry, no-technique, bullshit disposable-camera-looking pictures makes me want to set things on fire. Even if he wasn't a total shit as a person, he should not be employed in anything involving photography.

Honestly I used to think men didn't like women over even 30. I now realize the only men who think this way are not worth knowing, much less dating. And the guys worth your time don't want to date a decades-younger college girl anyway. It pretty much works itself out, I've found.

For what it's worth, I just checked to see what's on opposite 2 Broke Girls. The only network show in that time slot I'd feel comfortable with my 6.5-year-old watching is The Voice, and I burned out on singing competitions a long time ago.

Yep, the family comedies were in the 8/830 slot and the more adult comedies were in the 9/930 slot when I was a kid. I didn't realize this show aired at 830. I can see why parents were upset. I don't know if censorship is the answer, but airing the more adult shows after the kids went to bed used to be a cultural…

Hate to admit it, but I kind of think the people complaining have a point. When most of us were growing up, there were plenty of sitcoms that kids and adults could watch together, without the kids learning what fingering was or the adults dying from boredom. Now there's Modern Family and ... Modern Family, pretty…

While I agree that people's panties are in a serious bunch, I just wish the "girls getting to be bad" show could actually be funny. I just find 2 Broke Girls to be incredibly annoying.

Seriously. Grownup shows are for when the kids are asleep. When I do watch a grownup show with my son it's because I am prepared and ready to answer the questions my son has about fingering.

I'm a mom and I love TV, so I'm not in the "no TV until they're in college!" camp. We just unhooked our cable and I am already in TCM withdrawal- but it saves a lot of money, and we can see anything we want on Hulu and Netflix.