The solution is to ignore Twitter completely

“At this point it’s going to go on longer than the actual 1980s”

1. This is fucked. 2. A reboot? AFTER SEASON TEN? Why dont they just cancel the fucking thing? This isnt Family Guy or the Simpsons, the actors age on screen!

TROS was terrible, and the hatred is justified, but that was also the last movie I saw in a theater before the pandemic. That’s probably true for a lot of people (the only movies that did any business between then and March 2020 were Bad Boys for Life and The Invisible Man) and I think it’s part of the reason it was…

What’s the most 80's way to kill a sitcom dad? I think you go Punky Brewster and have him suffocate to death in an abandoned fridge. 

At this point it’s going to go on longer than the actual 1980s. 

Someone cue up the shark for The Goldbergs to jump over or is he too busy wearing Fonzi’s jacket in the Smithsonian?!?

Someone get Ted McGinley on the phone!

And in the end RoSN wasn’t even liked by the toxic fanboys.  No one liked it.  It’s honestly almost been memory holed by so many people.  

Perhaps that’s why Rian Johnson will never disavow his contribution to the Star Wars universe: “I’m even more proud of it five years on. When I was up at bat, I really swung at the ball,” he tells Empire magazine.

They are now a Cousin Oliver and shaggy dog from completing Sitcom Death Spiral Bingo.

Huh? The firing happened back in 2021. Of course Jeff Garlin isn’t going to know how the show moves forward since he’s not involved. 

I could be reading it all wrong, but I’m pretty sure they told him he’s fired, they just haven’t reached out to him (post-firing) and said “this is what is going to happen with your character.” At some point they told him “we aren’t recasting your role” but they never got back to him with new plot updates. Probably,…

That’s kinda messed up right?

He should be proud of it; it’s an absolute masterpiece.

The Last Jedi is the only one that has any sort of interesting tail, which is the mark of a solid “film.” The other star wars in the previous trilogies all had something to discuss and TLJ is the only that lives up to that.

The Venn diagram of toxic fanbois and white racists is nearly a circle. 

Thanks to general Star Wars fatigue and the unmitigated disaster that was Rise of Skywalker, I’ve cooled significantly on the whole sequel trilogy. However, at least Last Jedi felt was trying to say something original instead of just smashing a bunch of Star Wars action figures together for two hours.

Time is a flat fucking circle.

If 9 had stuck the landing and followed through on everything he set up in 8, we would be having very different conversations about the movie now.  The fact that they completely tailored 9 to appease all the toxic fanbois on the Internet and negate everything about 8 just ruined everything about the trilogy. (that and…