Seems like you need someone to explain Defunctland to you, because it’s clearly not what you think it is.

Defunctland is awesome. The sheer amount of research that goes into their videos is amazing. If you have a chance, you should watch the video about Cinderella Castle Mystery Tour, the scariest Disneyland attraction ever:

They did. At the end you learn that he was Sammy the whole time, then the Tick writes “Do not believe his lies” on a Polaroid of Arthur and drives off to get a tattoo of Arthur’s sister’s licence plate number.*

more reskian flute

Are you sure?

Alternate Prediction: Bran wargs into Danaerys and becomes the new ruler of the Seven Kingdoms.

I feel like there are only two acceptable endings, at this point.

I don’t believe in heaven, but if I did it’d be Keanu Reeves & Luke Perry hanging out in a lush backyard with a couple of beers just shooting the shit, maybe tossing some horseshoes & warmly welcoming everyone who arrived with a hug, a cold beer of their very own, and a “You’re right on time, we were just talking…

Meh, they’ll kill Dictator Dany, declare there is no more Iron Throne and spend the rest of the episode writing the new constitution, which in a terrifying conclusion will propose rule to be based on an Electoral College!

Good thing he has people like you out in the trenches to defend him.

I'm starting to think the Unsullied lack genitals not because of castration but because they reproduce through binary fission. There are always more! Unless they've been kidnapping Westerosi and turning them into Unsullied this whole time.

The only confident statement about the finale that I will make is that Bran will do *nothing*

Bran’s going to worg into Drogon and burn King’s Landing a second time.

Kind of hilarious that Gunn came out of this in better shape than before. Those old tweets can't be used against him anymore and he now had 2 huge movie projects, so in a weird way Cernovich made things better for Gunn. Must drive him NUTS!

Speaking from experience, no matter how bad or wrong the other party was, focusing on self-reflection in the wake of an acrimonious incident is not only the smart and healthy thing to do, it’s really the only thing you can do.  The other party’s either going to do the same thing or not, bu you have no power over that,…

Regardless of how bad those tweets were, there is really something admirable about James Gunn and the way he has approached the entire situation.

Especially because it was actually such a nice moment in the show. Colbert tossed the question off as kind of a gag, but Keanu’s sincerity really hit him emotionally (and also got me and my wife).

Agreed. It was a garbage headline that in no way reflected the content nor the tone of the video in any way.

I get the disdain for organized religion, but if you’re going to write an article with “Fuck Church” in the headline, maybe make sure the article itself represents more than some attempt at being edgy and…

Yeah. I clicked on the headline hoping to hear about this new Fuck Church - and how I could become a member - and was sorely disappointed.

Be excellent to each other.