Pretty much every word you said.

Yea, she doesn’t look 42 even a little bit.

Man, if I was Johnny Depp I'm not sure I'd even date without paperwork.

Looks like he’s just on the tip. I don’t think that counts.

I assume he was on the payroll at the time. Now he is having his “come to Jesus” moment.

There’s nothing that can be done to HER now, as she was acquitted of the charges and we have a very lovely judicial system that doesn’t allow double jeopardy. However, he’s gonna lose his license and probably go to prison...

This. So. Much.

So, to be having sex with his client and actively working to conceal evidence of her crime, he would have to be literally the worst lawyer ever? I mean, it’s not completely implausible, but it seems pretty fucking unlikely. What’s the context for these papers being filed with the court? If it’s not a bar complaint…

Is anybody else as sad as I am to see the return of the strappy sandal? These high heels with nothing but a couple of very thin straps of material across the top are monstrously uncomfortable to wear, and make your feet look like sausages trying to burst out of the casing whenever you try to walk in them. Bella’s shoe…

I will never get over this— I don’t think I have ever seen a person physically transform themselves as completely as this young woman has. I would not even guess it was the same person if I didn’t, you know, know it was the same person.

Yeah but her kids being named King Cairo and Robert is like the crazy law school professor I had whose kids were named Thor and....John. This is my son, the God of Thunder, and my younger son, the most common male name in the history of time.

This is the best thing to happen to reality tv in years.

Petty level: Deadly

If they went that route, they’d be responsible for my death, death by the purest bliss.

Nah, I am waiting for the ultimate dig. If she’s pregnant with a boy, she names the young heir Robert Kardashian III. After the child’s father, and of course, his grandfather. I think Kris, Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe would implode. Their precious father’s name given to this child born from Blac Chyna?! But rightfully…

to be clear: these are both kylie, right???

The interview made me cry - especially when she said the reason they assaulted her is because they thought she was a Jew, an Israeli (which I feel should be said in this post - in addition to this being a rape it was a hate crime). Her ordeal sounded terrifying and her strength in retelling it was remarkable. She is…

Wow. Really? Obviously it didn't matter what she was wearing because it got TORN OFF before she was assaulted.

Her clothes were totally normal and appropriate. And really, the way she was dressed had nothing to do with the actions of the crowd.