It’s satire, making fun of pretentious, self-absorbed thinkpieces that purport to explain the problems of the nation.

That’s what’s terrifying/frustrating, it seems like they’re stacking the cabinet etc. to essentially remove checks & balances, so that when we cry “you can’t DO that, that’s illegal!” they’re just like, “so?”

But wait— she divested, right? So it not even her stuff? Right? Because the Trumps took care of all of their conflicts of interest.

4 years old. And 4 million times more fluent than our peotus.

These fuckers and their salads have nothing on Walt Jr. and his breakfast.

Because people, including you and me, read it and comment on it. If it was up to you to write content for a site that relied on pageviews and holding reader interest and you had a topic that got guaranteed interest, would you not use that topic to your advantage?

i read a buzzfeed article wherein the journalist ate the salads from that exact place and said they sucked. #hardhitting

But isn’t that what this show is about though? The story line is whatever happens in there lives as the public knows it. they give the incidents their perspective and keep the narratives under their control. Whether it is one of them giving birth, or someone getting robbed. If they don;t give the narrative their…

be nice and we’ll remove the restraints that keep you from reading something else

maybe Stassi can paint chevrons over them and call it art.

It all started with that crop-top wedding dress. It was the dress of a doomed union.

Yes. She dominates him and he is resentful, but is too weak and cowed by her to file.

My mother who like my father voted for trump has been so passive aggressive about me not getting married and would probably like for me to pull a stunt like this instead of never getting married. Sigh

I’ve known people who got married only because they didn’t have the nerve to break it off beforehand, turn around a couple of years in (usually when they meet a more suitable person) and dump their spouse.

Racism is not a mental illness, nor is mental illness an excuse for racism.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Also, so the cop helped them until they suddenly became a threat?

The only conclusion I can come up with is that the employees had just indulged in some particularly paranoia-inducing weed together. Because that’s just fucking weird.

Maybe what he was trying to say is he’d have voted for Trump because it would out all the bigots?