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Lauren Balk
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Good. Let them buy their own fucking servers for their hateful bullshit.

"You may be younger, you may be smarter, but you will never, EVER, be crazier . . . than me!"

My other favorite is "Granny's wheelchair."

The one that has me howling every time is when they're delivering the babies in the court and Bob's translating Spanish for Harry:

"Like my Uncle Tito used to say—'it's always darkest just before the light."
"Burned out his retinas starin' into an ee-clipse!"

"I was HOME."

He's a lying fuck, banking on his followers to be just as fucking stupid as they've always been.

Dave Thomas as DeForest Kelley (although really he was just doing an over-the-top Dr. McCoy impression) in that episode kills me every time. "This makes as much sense as a Klingon insurance salesman!"

"Hank, I gutted a man who whined less than you!" Love that show.

Oh, but he was JUST KIDDING about that! You libs have no sense of humor! (According to at least one Trump-fellater out there.)

What a weak-ass little punk he is.

Very true; without those deft hands it could have gone very differently.

First and third for me. Friends have tried to get me into Doctor Who, but the only thing that makes sense to me is the band The Who.

Yes. I'm aware of all that and more.

My mother and I both said back when book three had just been released and the films weren't even a glimmer in a movie exec's eye that the only person who could play Snape was Alan Rickman. Several years later we were proven right.

"I CAN'T DO THIS WITH ALL THAT RACKET!"

They have to have some kind of genitalia, otherwise how did Castiel get laid in season 9?

"Ha! It's verking again."

I'm with you; the canon has become stagnant, but the problem is all the controversy that gets stirred up whenever you try to change something. I think a lot of schools stick to the same curriculum because they don't want to deal with the bedlam that would happen if they changed anything, because on one side you'd have