Sad. Kids, don't do it. It really does get better. Adults, don't do it either. 1-800-SUICIDE is there to help if nothing else will. Please.

I'm sorry, infant formula? What about any of the stuff written here would inspire someone to put this crap in infant formula as a solution to the problem? Am I missing something?

You sound impossibly vapid and endlessly judgmental. Its almost like some one took every negative stereotype about snobby, privileged New York children and poured it into one human being.

I feel the same way that Rachelle does. I feel like utter crap and right now all I want to do is this:

I would like to see the male version of this shirt. James Deen anyone?

Whut, whut in the butt? I'm sorry, I had to.

Apparently this is underwear you can only wear if you have some sort of miracle waxer, who summons the demon lord Ba'al and places an ancient curse on a vial of wax that can transform any normal vagina into some kind of Rubbermaid container.

If you wear these with extremely tight pants, it may give your crotch the appearance of being ... unwell.

That was pretty amazing. I am a voracious reader who prefers contemporary lit and the classics. And while I definitely read women authors, looking at those covers made me realize how much I tend to avoid books with that stereotypical "chick lit" kind of cover. When I'm browsing I will almost never pick something…

Silly. Vulgar. Nonsensical. Juvenille. Pathetic. All words that popped in my head while watching these ads. I think Odd Future just Bamboozled us. Or maybe themselves. And in Mountain Dew's bid to be the edgiest pop product out there they bypassed common sense. Absolute garbage. Odd Future indeed. What is wrong these…

Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope. Good night.

Well I don't know what you're doing with your sex life, but I'm using mine to take over nebulous religious institutions using SEXY MIND CONTROL.

Hear, hear, Lauren. That "fucking rules" comment completely squicked me out.