Okay, seriously...enough. The NFL is a business, ultimately. And businesses try to make money. They've been marketing clothing to men for DECADES AND DECADES, and they're now doing the same for women. GET. OVER. IT.

No hearts, actual silver:

Let's check back in with these kid in, oh, 10 years? I want to know the answers to all the same questions.

My Dad teases me for saying "i feel like" all the time.

I just threw up in my mouth, and it tasted like a law suit.

My 90s heart is CRYING over that No Doubt remake.

But...WHY DOES SHE WANT THIS CAKE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Okay, I can't hear anything anyone is saying except that lovely southern gentleman. Can someone with better hearing please transcribe this shiz?

I love you Bey. But close your mouth.

Maybe it's just early in the morning and I barely slept and this train is going too damn slow...but I laughed REALLY hard at this article.

Overcorrect.

Are they wearing the exact same shade of lipstick?

I've been to the Dail bar! Just saying.

I refuse to accept that these are the ugliest culottes. The end.

GAHHH MINUTE 2:01

I think it would have helped had you picked people I find attractive to begin with.

"He really wasn't saying much at all — a lot of yelling and screaming"

Snark or no snark, I love you, Emma.

She has perfect teeth.

And the award for being an insensitive, uninformed buttface goes to...