I'm not saying where...but I'm in that clip. All I can say is 1) wtf didn't we foul, 2) we shoulda made our FTs and 3) well played Huskies....well played. Heart breaking loss but great fucking game...

In case anyone wants to inform him of this to his face (not me...I'm a pussy)... he's currently at the rooftop pool at the Ritz in downtown L.A. Looking forward to seeing his sorry ass tonight, mwhaaaahhh

I had gotten into the SI Newhouse school at Syracuse and received a Dean's scholarship and was all set to go there...long story short, my parents made me defer my acceptance for a year while I proved my 'maturity' at a school closer to home (home is L.A.) so I went to UA. I walked in there thinking I was too good to…

I haven't read eveything but I'm assuming that by now her actual name has been mentioned right? El**a Kr**er (in case there's some legal issue that I didn't know about)

So I realize that they can take hits to the head and all, but do all these football players really need to write their names on their computers to not forget? Or do USC and Auburn have more than one thing in common....hmmmmm

Using the classic view is a little better but I'm really not liking this thingy here...I realize it's change and no one likes change until they're used to it but my front page wasn't loading using the default view (now it is, not sure what changed). Also, I like to know that I can scroll and neither the side bar nor…

My pussy was picked by a Steeler once...in a bathroom....in N'Oleans

@Walk Off HBP: Hi back stranger! Did you see the other day I thought you left us. I was on the ledge...

Good thing I changed my porn name to Emerald Foxxx else I might be busy come Sunday...

@MrCheatachu: LOL....I just assumed he really liked porn or something...

I tried dialing 480-371-9999 and I didn't get Griff's vm so I think you'd better check your sources....cause I can be at USC's frat row in a matter of minutes. But this sounds like a Teague Egan kind of production so perhaps I'll just call Griff's fellow Trojan and see what's up.

I guess it's true that not everyone looks better when they smile.

For a minute I thought Walk Off HBP was saying goodbye to DS. I was about to cry.

@Canabian: Yes...I'd suggest a bleach and an isopropyl alcohol soak... ;)

@Canabian: ASU student...they're a whole other level of dirty...

That's the first time an ASU student went into a hole and didn't come out with a VD.

First, thank you AJ because this lead me to TMZ which led me to watch the video which led me to find out that there's a See's Candy at the Grove! So excited, don't know how I've missed that before.

@sacoplenty: Eel porn is no joke...you can't unwatch something and bleach can be a bit irritating to your eyes...trust me...

@Mark Chmura's Portable Hot Tub: I've always referred to it as 'eel porn' so I'm not willing to find out if it is indeed the same video. I can tell you there's a lot of messed up teeth in the video I've seen. Also, I learned that the Japanese really care about protecting women's privacy by covering up their vag's.

@Billy Clyde Puckett: Uh, uh huh...yeah Beavis....