@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: +1 for Seinfeld ref

@All Over But The Sharting: clearly...

@All Over But The Sharting: Well I don't know what movie you are referring to, but I was referring to the one with Monica Bellucci. It's French but it's more of a visual thing.

"I respectfully disagree." - Lee Harvey

@All Over But The Sharting: That movie is one of the most fucked up movies I've ever seen btw.

Look you guys...Vick beat his dogs, Ben just gave his women the greatest pleasure they never asked for.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1 (web designer)

If it makes you feel any better, I too will never be a best man. I was a maid of honor though but left the bachelorette party planning up to her sorority sisters. This turned out to be a big mistake because instead of going to a regular strip club we ended up a male strip club in Vegas which was the worst experience…

"This is a big fucking deal."

@titansfan78: thank you! Trying to wear it well, hopefully I'm doing ok so far.

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: OMG....I've had no idea there was this other world. Brills..BRILLS I tell you!

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: Wait....what? Cats? What I miss?

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: What do you mean you people?!

@Walk Off HBP: Banned at Jez? Did that take effort or did it just 'happen' because a banning there seems like it would be another star here. Yeah, I guess I could go at it with the reality tv/celeb gossip, only real problem is that I actually have too much inside info that I'd be tempted to spill.

@Walk Off HBP: Something tells me I'd get into a lot of bitch fights over at some of the other places...jezebel for example. Perhaps I can stop by jalopnik and school them on the proper way to use the heel-toe method when driving stick. I'm sure that will be a huge hit!

@Walk Off HBP: Ha....truth is that I'd much rather do curling...no real age limit on that so I have many years left to practice. The bow thingy was something someone randomly sent me, I think the bow is probably bigger than I am anyway. Has Azure made this attempt before though?

@JedLeland: So that makes it 2 for left and 2 for right so far. I'm somewhat ambidextrous but I write with my right hand and I was actually surprised to find out it's my left eye that's dominant. I ice skate though (well, not so much anymore) and I switched off which side was dominant naturally.

@looney82: But doesn't one eye naturally jump when you do that test?

@Walk Off HBP: Thanks for the formal congrats. It's a proud moment for me and it will treated with the respect and honor. Best start to a new year EVER!

DUAN