@UweBollocks: ThankUwe!

@Red Ned: Why thank you! I feel like I need to add this to my resume.

@Body By Bacardi: I saw that safety coming all the way from the previous play. You just knew that wasn't going to end well for them...

@Body By Bacardi: I wonder what we get if/when VT scores...

Anyone watching the Stanford/VT game see those two VT fans having a 'moment' after Stanford got pushed out of bounds?

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: I had a little run in with the snipers on the roof though. Literally, I ran into one of them and I learned a very interesting fact, they won't let you take their picture if you plan on uploading to Facebook, but they'll let you take them for your personal collection.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: It was shitty....but at least you got some updates from inside the press box, amirite?

I must have missed this scene in Casablanca but the attorney's are right to point out the similarities within the Jets organization.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: Beat me to it.... +1

@SavetoFavorites: Thanks! Initial shock hasn't worn off yet...

Well no one likes a tattletale.

@WashingtonForeskins: Why thank you Mr. Foreskin. It was my comment in the Candy Deepthroat thread that did it. I think I'm doing ok so far, thanks in part to Mr. King.

@Gamboa Constrictor: That's Sweet cakes to you sir...

@Same Sad Echo: Thx. He's the gift that keeps on giving...

Twat was that? I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion. Dr gave me some penisillin

@BufordJustice: And Liz Hawkenson... I knew they had ridiculous classes like 'Putting green mowing 101' but I had no idea they went the way of 'Prostitution; The many forms you can take part in 101'

I thought perhaps this was all an elaborate joke until I went to her website and read the first line of her bio:

@G.O.B.: Come on!: Wisconsin fans had been shit faced wasted since about 4 hours before kickoff, not saying there's anything wrong with that, just sayin....

So I just got back from working at the Rose Bowl...the stories you won't hear or maybe you did: