DUwaytooearly:

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: It was you...it was YOU who caused our 1ydline pick off and YOU who had 4 incts and YOU who missed the FGs...

@RulonJonesy: well.....glad I didn't waste money on the plane ticket to San Antonio.

@vodkanaut: Yeah...what Eddie says...heard more about OKst players than ours but there has been chatter.

@RulonJonesy: UA by 5.5? UA is Jekyll/Hyde too so I guess we'll see soon enough but BEAR DOWN!

@vodkanaut: Well I am a Wildcat :) I actually haven't done that much research on OKSt. I am curious to see how our kicker does though. More curious to see how our fans react to him though. Our secondary sucks, I'm of the opinion that our QB gets ok/cold...not in love with him.

So who here will be watching the bowl game of the century which takes place this evening (i.e. UA v OkSt)? There are two of you who better be watching, don't make me name names.

@WashingtonForeskins: I love google and urbandictionary. PM to be sent

At the risk of violating most of the points made above, I'd say this was tailored to me.

Seriously though...I used to intern for NBC sports and would routinely sit in the production control room and hear first hand the producer pulling actual news stories to make room for stupid shit like this. Given it would be something between 38 secs of this kid and his balls and 38 secs of the news anchors making…

No one appreciates it when I give that same play by play. Also, impressive 38 seconds until the 'HOLY CRAP' climax. Usually don't make it past 30.

@AzureTexan: Chris Brown would like to give you a glimpse into the world of directional pounding.

@Phintastic: I'm late to the game. What am I missing here? Summation?

Note to athletes: If you don't need to use the fact that you're an athlete to get a chick to fuck you, I wouldn't tell them about it after the fact.

@Walk Off HBP: check yo messages...;)

@Walk Off HBP: Ah yes.....from the student union would be hilarious. You know they somewhat recently started charging all those idiots the cost it took the city to rescue them. The best is all the SUVs that would get stuck.

@Walk Off HBP: Yah...We're sitting at my friend's sister's house up in the hills off Lookout Mtn and I'm like, 'damn, you guys really are way the hell in the middle of the mountains cause you have crazy animals running around on your roof....' and then I realized it was rain. Fortunately I have leather seats so it…

@Walk Off HBP: Yes...I've had the awakening I think. Santa delivered humble pie to me, courtesy of DS. For the most part all the comments in here were helpful criticism, some, not so much but I can ignore that person in the future as it's no loss to me to do so :) How'd you like the rain last night btw? Caught me…

@Walk Off HBP: Oh I don't have any hard feelings to anyone, and especially you. This is all supposed to be in good fun and when it comes down to it, I'm lady in real life, I don't name call and I don't go out of my way to say something to someone just for the fuck of it. It reminds of me of this time in Vegas with…

@Phintastic: Fair enough, I guess the fact that my neighbors were singing it and I'd been emailed the youtube of it by more than a few of my friends led me to believe it was more popular than it was. For what it's worth I would never ever post something like that if it had actually happened. That wouldn't be funny,…