@Walk Off HBP: Now see, I might normally say something amusing here, but I don't want it to be misconstrued as trying too hard. This isn't much fun this way :(

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: You called me a whore and said I'd broadcast my sex life. I just wanted to know where...because I clearly needed to get a new pimp if that were the case.

@Phintastic: Well when you get a response from a particular method, you see where it takes you. Sure maybe I got carried away but my humor is my humor...sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Same thing goes for everyone on this site that uses any form of humor in their comments, and for the most part, that seems…

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: See...there's this thing called 'context'. That first comment was in response to what I initially thought was a guy, crying and sobbing about his team losing. I suppose I could have just said something like, 'you're a pussy' but that's just mean, were as saying something like 'i too have a…

@AntoineWalker: what's a dinner plate? And $25 a tit?! Now I'll have to go ask my dad for the money and he usually doesn't like when I seek this kind of attention from people outside the family...but I'll give it a shot.

@UweBollocks: I didn't. See this all started because ArkansasFred apparently had an issue with his account, so he made that exact same post that I did, except he used his name. A very short time later he got his star status back and remarked at how miraculous it was so others said things like, 'since we're granting…

@Always Winning: He was almost in some trouble there cause a quick reading up on him lead me to believe that he played on the 97 UK team, which would have meant we beat them to win the title, and it would be sort of sacrilegious to allow a member of the losing team to sign the boobs of someone on the side of the…

@Gary Oakland Athletics: zomg now I AM gonna get beat and bleed out both my eyes...unconfirmed if it's going to be 2 punches from 1 person, or 1 punch each from 2 people. Phin Epstein

@Gary Oakland Athletics: by 'he' do you mean Phin or Theo Epstein?

@Always Winning: Wait...remind me again of what goods and/or services are being bartered/paid for here...?

@Always Winning: I'm willing to negotiate. May need to be a barter though...

@Gary Oakland Athletics: Actually, it was confirmed to Phin that I was indeed a chick just yesterday.

@Always Winning: Tit or no tit signature...that is awesome. Though I'm still not totally sold on it.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: Well I don't mean to ruin anyone's fun here, but not everything I post, especially about my personal life, is true. For instance, I've never actually slept (or seriously considered sleeping with) a man in a high up position for the sole purpose of getting a promotion. And with the…

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: You seem to know an awful lot about my sex life, more than even me perhaps. And I read your comment, and I read Eddie Murray's comment and I get it, you see me as an attention whore. Now since I really am not such a thing, I planned on taking in the advice, perhaps do some soul searching,…

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: I want that to be true because it would be awesome.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Noted...but I really did only do it because of Fred's post.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: Well it was a joke...

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: If only it was really Anotoine, we'd have endless stories to fall back on...

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Now you listen here, do you know who you're talking to?! Alright, well it appears you do...boobs coming right up. (google image search for lauren boobs...and you're welcome). Now...about that star...