@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort:

@Big_Sloppy: quick and dirty and not my finest work but I keep getting interrupted

@JohnnyDrinky: Holy crap. I was going to post a similar thing except I've been on for a while. Let me photoshop something scandalous. Gimmie ideas

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Procrastinator who?

@UweBollocks: hahahah +1

@UweBollocks: pics or it didn't happen

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: moi? Well I had another idea too. "wet nap" thingys that would be for the use of cleaning up the aftermath of your guys' fun time. It would be called 'Cum Clean'

@gulag: Yeah. I know. I'll never be disappointed that way I suppose. Well...now I'm off to cry and ponder why it is that I'm not a lesbian...

@gulag: Well that is something I would expect from men...

@SavetoFavorites: Well I suppose you have a bit of a point there. Though it's not quite the same. Really it's just a matter of jealousy. I once came up with an invention called the 'Venis'. A disposable like funnel that us girls could carry in our purses.

The ONE thing you guys don't have to do and one of ya still manages to fuck it up.

the spotting of the ball is always tricky

On whether or not he sees a comeback in his future:

@Red Ned: Damn you men and your ability to own that title. Stupid double standards

@Red Ned: Well you're the one who was in 6 of em so I think that makes you more of the filthy whore... jus sayin

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Is that a Rick Flair thing?

@Walk Off HBP: Hah.....Good for you. I need something to entertain me when I'm going to sleep and if it isn't another person lying next to me, it has to be tv. Sad but true

Roger really likes the word 'tremendous'.

@whiskerbrisket: Well if she's your wife then I imagine this was settled some time ago. Plus, it's ok if it's your wife and she's one of those girls...it's the ones that let you do it (or request you do it to them) on date number 3 that I would think would earn that title.

@Walk Off HBP: Why not just make us both happy and lay in bed watching sports center?