@Walk Off HBP: Well I'm of the opinion that if you're with someone you love and want to please, you'll be willing to do almost anything they want for the simple reason that a) pleasing them means making them happy which in turn makes you happy and b) if you don't they'll always wonder what it's like and venture out to…

@UweBollocks: Well I can understand wanting to please mom...

What's with you guys and your obsession with that hole? Is it the tightness factor because there's such a thing called kegels...I may detest any form of exercise that involves running but I've got no problem exercising from the comfort of my bed...or while standing in an elevator...

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Why don't you have a seat over there...

Oooh, time for my sack full of goodies!

@wyomingcowboyup: Bill Hemmer

@GiovanniJahoovafat:

@ClueHeywood: ;)

@J-No: Well sometimes I do it just for fun and don't require a promotion. Ask Mr. Epstein over at the Bosox office...

@ReggieDunlop: I don't think there's any amount of pineapple that he could ingest that would be enough to let that happen.

@snoopoz: +1

I'd be a lot more inclined to to work at the ESPN offices if the men they hired were actually attractive because I'm not totally opposed to sleeping my way up the corporate ladder but I do have standards and taste.

@Walk Off HBP: Oh lawd. Though she looks less than attractive on video so I can only say that I hope you wear blinders at the gym...

@BlylevenTheDude: Shocking I know. Of course he too was featured in 'Celebrity Rehab'...hence the 'enabler' title.

@titansfan78: Well sure, those two orifices she keeps open for the white stuff...

Sadly I went to high school with and am 'FB' friends with her one time bf, current manager/enabler.

I'm on my way to some mtgs, but will call you soon

11. Party invites where you have to bring a 'new and unwrapped toy' with a value of no less than $20.

OK....it wouldn't let me edit that comment for some reason....but what I tried to say was:

I too have a vagina :)