In discussing with some friends why an NFL team won't work here I think the following make sense:

@Walk Off HBP: +1

@WashingtonForeskins: I'm not totally sure how you define losing your cyber virginity but be warned, you'll be getting sloppy five thousandths

9th word you can't say on Cleveland radio is championship...

@Walk Off HBP: no need to be sorry, I should have known better

@TangoEchoXray: +infiniti

@WashingtonForeskins: Who...me???

@Phintastic: I don't know what freaky things you're into but that's not what mine looks like...

Blood comes out both my eyes almost every day...but sometimes I listen the first time.

"I was following the ball and I was on LeBron."

George Halas would like his due credit.

@MaverickIsAirborne: I frequent a little known site called soloballers.com to find men. He posts as 'one_bagger_lance'

Last time I took a ball to my head I got a thank you and a much better tip than expected.

I was quite disappointed to see no 'Lee Corso is a Penis' sign in pic #4

Perhaps he should invest in merkin. I hear they can take a lot more abuse...

Well at least I know there's still a place that will hire me after my reverse liposuction surgery.

@hugesunglasses: too soon?

Bernie Madoff would like to invest your money.

@Donte Stallworth Driving School: Oh this was nothin...I'm just getting started here....

@Gary Oakland Athletics: Well if it'll get me starred....