@Donte Stallworth Driving School: I just get excited when someone makes such excellent use of it, as you did :)

@Donte Stallworth Driving School:

@WashingtonForeskins: acccchhhaaaaa! This makes sense now.

@WashingtonForeskins: That was quick...

@Derrick Rose ACT score 1: and done...

@WashingtonForeskins: done

@I Like Cheap Beer: done

@Walk Off HBP: See...Told ya I knew eventually it would resort to this...

Well I know that drinking pineapple juice is supposed to work, perhaps it works for oranges as well. I'll have to get to the store and report back...

@cromartie: I have a shelf full of trophies to prove it.

@notthequarterback: Hearted back. But I would never go to Duke sir... I have standards.

I'm offended when someone calls someone a cocksucker...because I work hard at my profession...not just anyone can do it.

That's some of the worst ice dancing I've seen since Vince Neil.

I'm going to buy one to add to my collection of totally uncalled for NFL venue change due to natural disaster t-shirts. Personal fave is the 05 Saints home opener.

Puerto Rico has a newspaper called The First Whore?

@Walk Off HBP: Ironic isn't it?

X - Toyota Prius - Pretend to give a shit about it's fan base when in reality being just as crappy and really "slow". Also have a sense of unwarranted "better than you" attitude.

@alex_mcg: Oh you mean the texts? Well sure but I just assumed that was some role playing thing he did.

I would love a morsel Derrell Johnson-Koulianos' secret stash.

You guys realize that this is all just part of Brett's elaborate plan right? He'll be making his grand entrance via the roof, snow style.