I'm going to have a really hard time in deciding who to root for in the NC game. As a fellow Pac-10er I know I should be rooting for Oregon but they're almost as dirty as a meth addicts needle so I think I'll root for Auburn so that I can laugh when in 5 years the Heisman is given back by one 'not admitting any fault'…

@Same Sad Echo: He totally does. 'You like it in THERE don't you blondie...lol...now make up my bed and leave a mint on the pillow'. True story.

Marriage advice from Kobe:

@Always Winning: agreed... +1

@Always Winning: haha....his thriving mystifies me somewhat as well. He's one on a fairly short list of athletes whose face alone makes me want to punch them

@Body By Bacardi: Well no...hence why they can shoot any time of the month without interruption.

@Always Winning: True story. In one of my brackets I had UCLA winning over Nova (sorry, I'm an LA girl) but learned that year how much I detest Noah. I mean HATE him. So a couple of weeks ago I was at an event/party and I bump into this guy and the first thing I thought was 'wow, this asshole didn't even bother to…

Second film, Blades of Gloryholes

@Always Winning: Well I don't have any hatred towards either of those teams though I'm still a little bitter over 06. Damn Wildcats

@Always Winning: U of A...Please don't tell me yours is Duke...

'Cocks of Steel' is going to be awesome!

I can't wait to see his porn version of a 'sit spin'

@Phintastic: Close...really close....

Well what do you put on a waffle? Hint....first word starts with an M ends with an aple

Thank the lord it's college hoops season.

Pulling shit like this was a lot easier before twitter went and did that whole 'verified' thing. Why'd they have to go and ruin it?

Meanwhile, in Kentucky...

@ursa: hahahah, I know right? wait....

That story was a lot better when I read those words as 'fluffer'...

@Donte Stallworth Driving School: What do 10,000 abused women do wrong every year?