@gulag: A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and hits the windshield.

@Body By Bacardi: aha. Sadly that took me a second to figure out

@Tucker's Virtue: I'm on a sports site...I know exactly what I stepped in to

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Who's there?

@lauren_jo: OK...very nice...I'm kicking it up a notch and please note that I'm a girl so I'm allowed to tell these jokes:

DUAN,

Same thing happened in my high school AP calc class. Had a shithead for a teacher and our average test scores were solid 'C's and then they fired him and hired a new teacher and our test averages were raised to 70%.

@gulag: What are you talking about? I'm just a plethora of useless information...kidding but on another note, I have to assume that my searching was a lot easier than yours since I already had a name so +1 back atcha

@gulag: I have been misinformed. My apologies to Daibasto Temple...I strive for the day when it takes 16 men to ring me.

DUAN...I'm a chick and have been informed that if I enjoy both high-end liquor and jokes or low-brow humor and beer, that I will be the bell of this here ball. Soooooo.....how you boys doing?

@Broxtons_Buffet: Well I've always wanted to hold that title even if it is on DS's duan. So I'll see you there?

@Vanderhuge: Yes, Vegas is an awesome place to act like a drunk idiot and just say, 'Well wtf....I'm in Vegas!' Can only handle that place for like 3 days maximum though. My best friend lives in Chicago so I visit sort of often plus I love the snow.

@Walk Off HBP: That would really ruin my night. I mean really ruin it....

@Vanderhuge: Well hell yeah it's the great event especially considering it goes for multi days. I will say though, that last year was a little different for me. It was the first year my team wasn't in it, like I said, still in mourning. But I take thursday and friday off and go to either Chicago or Vegas. March…

@Walk Off HBP: wasn't sure if you meant you got nothing from me...or nothing to respond to and since I don't know if I just replied to my own page...I thought I'd cut and paste and post it to your actual profile. Now wish me luck because I'm going to a 'charity' event at Teddy's and we all know how great the traffic…

@ReggieDunlop: greatest. reference. ever.

@Walk Off HBP: Well I replied but now...crickets :(

@Vanderhuge: Yeah well my problem is that I spend hours and hours trying to come up with the best brackets but then somehow, some way, I manage to leave it until 30 mins til the first game and then I panic and rather than doing my brackets the way I planned and having at least one of them be the more 'realistic' one…

@Vanderhuge: pfft.....Georgetown. I had them winning it all last year. Imagine my delight when I got off the plane in Chicago and my friend tells me they got knocked off in round 1, while I was on the plane.

@Broxtons_Buffet: Oh I'm into both. Now I'm excited.