I first heard Tig’s routine about her diagnosis when someone sent it to me and all I could think bitterly was “Oh, great, just what I need.” I was flat on my back, 5 months into chemo at 33 for breast cancer. I was so goddamn sick of cancer and I wanted nothing to do with still more cancer.

once many years ago my YM magazine or equivalent gave tips for a core workout you could do before even leaving your bed in the morning, and assuming I tried that once which is probably true, then roughly 100% of my sex has been in my place of fitness.

“their place of fitness” I'm going to start referring to everything like this. The Mexican restaurant is now my place of tacos.

It was, but it was not particularly clear. It was more of a ‘this one is friendly because he is Pawnee, but no one else is’ sort of a way? But if you didn’t catch one or two lines of dialogue, it would be easy to miss.

ahahahaha That would have been amazing. And it would have done away with the trope of the Native American wise man.

The script is 3/4 grunting and 1/4 overwrought machismo. Next.

Agreed on most counts. Hardy was excellent and completely disappeared into his character. I can’t say the same for Leo.

Hi all. I am thinking about getting the discounted Amazon Prime, despite Mr. Werner’s insistence that we won’t watch the shows and it’s a waste of money. I’m tired of being the one to run all over town for obscure crap because I have to wait for $25 worth of stuff to order on Amazon. Anybody think it’s worthwhile,…

I really hope Colberto is Colbert’s evil Spanish soap-opera twin.

At least the Brothel called 911, most hookers would have just gathered their belongings and shut the hotel door on their way out.

Olivia Munn’s mom’s run-on enthusiasm is the sweetest thing I’ve seen all day maybe.

I’ve been going to regular spin classes 4+ times a week for almost two years and I still almost vomit from time to time. My instructors LOVE me.

They classified the passes as gift cards which legally can't expire in CA, and it's been that way for as long as I can remember. With Groupon I know they got into some hot water because the passes were expiring and people were losing the money so they made it that you still have a credit for the amount you paid, but…

I’m going to sound like the biggest snob ever, but I use LaMer lip balm. I get it for Christmas every year and I still have some left the following Christmas.

Fresh Sugar would be my recommendation, so I hope you like it! That stuff is expensive, but glorious.

I’m a big fan of Gabi and her swimwear lines, but this is hands down the single worst collection she’s put out. Like, every year, there are several that make me oooh and ahhhh, but not this year. The middle suit had potential, but damn if the mixed patterns didn’t ruin it.

Those are adorable. I will never stop singing the praises of the high waisted bikini bottom. I don’t remember ever feeling comfortable in a swim suit, until I tried one on last summer. Now I actually feel quite sexy in a bikini, regardless of where I am weigh wise. They automatically make you look HOT.

Big Cat Rescue is an operation that seems to be actually doing it right, and it’s right here in the US. Since they’re actually doing it right, I guess that precludes them from those dangerous and exploitative (of the animals) photo ops that these people seem to crave so much. What they lack in shitty photo ops, they…

This. I have had to do some serious self training to not give a shit that everyone thinks I am a bitch anymore. Fuck that. I rather be competent and trusted instead of popular at this point.