Maybe to reach a quick settlement, maybe to keep all of those nanny rumors under wraps.

Criticizing women for real things is great. Criticizing women for being fat and/or showing skin is stupid.

Symptoms of withdrawal? Like what? Wishing you hadn’t run out?

Poor sports!

OMG that is amazing.

I have an old lady who calls and asks me to read poetry to her.

We librarians are still patient and long suffering. Now it just involves explaining to patrons that we don’t know their AOL (!) password and no, the My Documents folder on the public computer does not contain the items from their home computer’s My Documents folder.

Haha, well that earns you some bragging rights!

It’s not exactly the same as Google, because I’ve never called my library and asked for pictures of naked guys wearing glasses.

My father was a reference librarian at the the Vallejo public library for most of the ‘70s. Trivial Pursuit came out in the ‘80s. Guess who always won.

Try watching Desk Set an old movie with Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy were she the reference librarian at TV station. This is pretty much what she does.

based on the user’s personality

Plus, four of the men in the photo got their break on TDS just like she did. It would have been so easy to work her in as the next big thing.

“I already had a picture of myself as a laser-eyes centaur in my photos. For some reason it was made a lot earlier, and it was just there sitting and waiting.”

Now I’m wondering why I don’t have a photo of myself as a laser-eyed centaur just waiting at the ready in my Camera Roll.

While that might be true, it sounds like the lady wasn’t really in good communication with her lawyer or the court system. If she had been, then the prosecutor could have been prepared for that. Also, if she was going to drop the charges, the lawyer should have known that right, and the case not even brought to court,…

When this nightmare is over, I know where I’m moving and what cause I’m taking up. Thank you for showing me the new direction of my life. Also, I look fantastic in fuschia.

The mom will get the insult that will go straight through you.

Well for one thing, the animals we do farm are the products of thousands of years of domestication to get them to be the mostly docile creatures we know of today and apparently the Inuit didn’t feel like selectively breeding walruses, so here we are.

Learning to value physical comfort over hiding “shameful” parts of my body was one of the most freeing things I ever did. I didn’t swim for years because I thought I was too fat to appear in a bathing suit, and figuring out that it didn’t fucking matter, that the world would not end if I didn’t shield it from my…