Oh, not knocking it, exactly. Just saying we’ve got plenty of livestock left roaming our proud nation’s Wal-Marts before it comes to that. Gotta use ‘em for something, or they’ll spoil.

Don’t knock it till you try it! I had some once — they basically are crunchy and taste like the sauce they’re in. I have only tried locusts in Chad, and they were.... not as bad as some of the weird local foods I’ve tried.

I don't want to get all bossy-pants and know-it-all here, but during our huntering gathering stage (sorry sirlion lov'in paleos) our ancestors would eat just about any non-stinging, non-poisonous little critter they could get their hands on. Thankfully a lot of bugs are slow. Hey, damn good protein in abundance. With…

Yup. It terrifies me when they say the whole “one bad peeling burn increases risk by something insane like 50%” and I start thinking, “One peeling burn *per year* right? Because I was always good after the one! I swear!”

SPF30 is some melanin haver shit. Us true day walkers require SPF50+

Becks was on Graham Norton and was talking about how they made their kid get a job because he was wanting expensive things. They felt he wasn’t understanding what it meant to work, so he had to go get a job at the local coffee shop :p

Haha my friend certainly terrorizes me with her library stories!!

Oh no no no. God no.

Yep. I was a library paraprofessional for over a decade, the stories, oh the stories.

Library’s are wild. A friend who works at one once recounted a story about a homeless man ejaculating on a library worker.

Florida is actually pretty low on the dd fatalaties

I like them! They’re so frankly Florida Woman.

I thought the butt was the special occasion vagina.

I have trouble figuring it out too, but decided to do something about it this year. I make enough to get by (in rent-controlled housing, thank god, or else I’d be royally fucked), but I don’t have any PTO. The last time I traveled abroad was a trip to India in 2007. I used some loan refunds to take that trip after…

Well, to be fair, if you want to travel on a real budget, you have to get more creative than that. Look at both WOW Airlines and Aer Lingus, which offer cheaper flights to Europe by flying through Iceland and Ireland, respectively. You can also get creative with her accommodations. Europe has many more hostels than…

It’s really not that difficult if you prioritize how to fit it into your budget. My boyfriend and I try and do one big international trip per year. We start thinking of destinations about a year ahead of time of time (usually on the last day of a vacation), which gives me ample time to save up. I definitely prefer…

Russell is a massive upgrade from Future, and I say this even as a die hard Saints fan. The guy is a cutie and seems genuinely nice.

when my parents were considering what kind of dog to get, they looked a jack russell but he was super hyper. our dog is fairly quiet, thankfully, but she loves playing with her toys and if i put her on my parents’ bed she’ll run around in circles on the thing until she’s winded. she also thinks she’s a highly skilled…

WHAT A PRECIOUS WEENIE. that tongue sticking out is too cute.

same with my wiener dog. she’s 11 or 12 (i always forget, i am the worst parent) and her face and paws are alllll white. but i’m so in denial about her being old because she still acts like she's a puppy! only difference now is that she has to take a running start when jumping on the sofa lol