In my experience, University Health Services BARELY qualify as medical professionals.

Apple bottom jeans ... with the boots with the fur.

Magnificent! These super-flared lounging pants are why I'm going to go back in time and screw up history for everyone!

Turning 30 in a few months. Screw this, if I get to 40, don't have kids and decide I want one then it's time for fostering or adoption. My genes are not that important.

DAT NAME.

I wear mine backwards. It gets me good lab assistant gigs.

Skater Dress in Velvet, $65.64, ASOS Curve

The Queens of Twerking (and I'd like to include Big Freedia here), have always been very clear on the point that twerking is an inclusive movement. All these ladies ask for is credit where credit is due. They believe in the importance of the movement and they want everyone so inclined to see it and partake, regardless…

The devil's dance, for sure - if you believed the pearl-clutchers, there must be thousands of children who owe their conception to over-enthusiastic lambada dancing.

I was particularly enamored of this: "God, I was just saying the other day that my misogyny didn't have enough racism in it."

Sounds like ascorbic acid (vitamin C). My sis uses it to lighten her horse's hair. Unsweetened lemonade powder is a convenient source.