Apparently that’s a standard page in his “manipulate women” handbook - offer to pay (basically, make her feel cheap and awkward) and then tell her she’s special when she declines like a normal person typically would. You’re a special lady! Not like all those other cheap floozies. Here, have a plastic Trump visor as a…

Is this yours? Shit was beautiful

This animal and his enablers need to be driven to the sea. This shit is done.

Although I’m loathe to ever have Matt Damon’s phoenixless back, you have to defend your friends. Have I gently mocked my best friend’s sleeve which consists of an owl, a tai chi symbol and her astrological sign? You better believe it. But I will never acknowledge how hideous it is with an outsider.

Life rule #1, you never ever criticize somebodies tattoo or baby. You just don’t. The ONLY acceptable response is “nice” and move on. What exactly do you get out of saying “That permanent thing on your back is hideous” or “Maaaan that baby is ugly”. Nothing but pain.

They updated her operating system with the latest adaptive learning algorithms.

Fantastic.

I’m not sure it’s bullshitting, but in typical sycophant ignorance fashion, see sees the trees but not the forest.

Right? Kellyanne’s anti-drug advice should be: “LOOK at me and LISTEN to me, dammit. Good, now don’t do drugs.”

COUNTERPOINT: Why in the blue hell would I take anti-drug advice from a leathery slag whose face bears evidence of each line she’s railed?

Did Jeff Sessions tell her that weed is an opioid?

Mexico’s going to pay for it?

the exchange rate for Thoughts and Prayers is supposed to be on the rise....

“The coming Arms Race” is a foregone conclusion now, eh? I wonder how we’re going to pay for that.

“[Russia] can help solve problems with ....Ukraine”

“We obviously believe in equal rights for the LGBT community....except when it comes to serving in the military, using bathrooms, receiving healthcare, housing, education, government services, or services of any kind from private businesses.”

“somebody who had a very different anatomy.”

The virulent hatred these fuckers have for trans people seems to go well beyond their usual LGBQ disdain. Makes me think they have a personal stake in it somehow; like they want to be sure the woman they’re sexually harrassing/assaulting is “really” a woman.

I love how these ghouls trying to hide their bigoted anti-trans agenda behind concern for women seem completely oblivious to the fact that they aren’t fooling anyone with two brain cells to rub together. We all know they don’t give a shit about women, cis or trans.

Trump famously refused to sell his businesses upon taking office, opting for a blind trust