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Right? I don’t have much feeling towards the Kardshians either way and pay them little mind but have noticed that people say horrible things about how they raise their kids. If Kim shows her body, she’s no better than a whore and is scarring her children for life. It’ so weird that people see someone on TV or in

??? I was a nanny for a long time and I have always had long nails. You just...wash your hands and use a brush under your nails real quick? Also...if you’re doing it right you don’t necessarily get poop on your hands...?? That’s what wipes are for? Maybe she wears gloves?? Who cares??! Sorry for all the question marks

Can I be honest? If I was rich enough, I would pay someone else to change my baby’s diapers.

Ah yes, one of our culture’s #1 favorite pastimes: mommy judging. Mixed with Kardashian hate and it’s got to be irresistible.

“Self inflicted gunshot at the White House”
Who else, if even for a second, was like, “oh please oh please oh please”

Too bad Trump was in FL, he missed his chance to run out there unarmed to stop the shooter.

I’m really here for the chyron on the bottom of the screen. That’s some low key shade CBSN, and I LOVE IT

This is the most galling point. He sold himself as being the consummate businessman, despite all evidence pointing to the contrary. HE IS TERRIBLE AT BEING A BUSINESSMAN!

Given his history of leading contractors on and then declaring bankruptcy on them, you just >know< he has at some point asked if we can just declare bankruptcy on the trade imbalance. “There! Done! Easy win!”

Hey there! Code 45* is feeling especially horrified today!

Here you go.

“Grain of salt here, but Hope Hicks is reportedly about to REALLY cash in on her time with Trump.”

You know that Trump is a policy wonk where he wants to enact a trade war within the parameters of a fellow nation “getting cute” and that the ensuing sanctions would mysteriously allow us to “win big” (What does that mean?) and that “it’s easy!”

That Alec Baldwin tweet throws me off a bit. I know the original that had “Dying” spelled as “Dieing” was deleted. I can only assume a staffer wrote the second by the copious use of commas.

“Ooh also, another hugely surprising thing that no one could have predicted—you can probably go ahead and forget all those things Trump said about wanting gun control.”

FWIW the EB-1 “Alien of Extraordinary Ability” visa is handed out like candy for foreign musicians and actors. (I know a dude who works for an immigration law firm doing pretty much nothing but writing EB-1 applications.) Calling it the “Einstein visa” is patently ridiculous; a modestly successful Slovenian model

The Dow went down by 500 today in response to the steel and aluminum tariffs.

While going after the government to enact gun control laws is essential, it’s also essential that large chains be held accountable for making this shit so easy to get your hands on. I hate Walmart, but am happy about this move, considering the customer base they are generally catering to.

“Officials in at least four countries have privately discussed ways they can manipulate Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and senior adviser, by taking advantage of his complex business arrangements, financial difficulties and lack of foreign policy experience, according to current and former U.S. officials

I am still calling my republican MOCs tomorrow and Ill tell them to listen to their dear leader and support universal background checks. I mostly enjoy annoying the interns in their offices. I get into arguments with them often. If they are going to intern for a freaking republican they deserve some kind of annoyance