Thank you. I’m not doing anything that a good friend shouldn’t do. No one deserves to live with abuse.

Thank you. This guy is literally garbage. For fourteen years he’s cheated on her, then accused her of cheating on him. He controls all the money and, while her name is on the account, and while she makes as much as he does, she is given a $40 weekly allowance for gas and lunch. If she is five minutes late, he accuses…

My BFF at a small company where it was realized one of the women was in a domestic violence situation when her BF became unstable and would wait outside for her at work, etc.

Where is the love for this A+ gif game?

It’s also helpful for a time sensitive move. A team of professional movers can get you packed and our of the house in a matter of hours. Plus, if the abusive spouse shows up their are 5-6 burly witnesses. Never a bad thing to have when you are leaving.

That’s so awesome! I’ve been doing what I can for battered and homeless women in my own little corner of the world- setting aside money every month to buy tampons, pads, formula and towels for a couple of the women’s shelters in our area. I even bought one of them a new DVD player and some movies for their kids for…

He is a straight-up baby whisperer.

You can tell a lot about a person’s character from the way they are with kids

I know its ridiculous, I just texted her asking for a picture so if I get a response I’ll post it I promise.

Oh God I want “Good job, Banana” to be our new Kitchenette meme.

A few nights ago, one of my Papa Johns co-workers fell down as he was about to put a pizza in the oven. Amazingly, he still got the pizza into the oven even as he was falling down. It was pretty remarkable.

You’d be surprised how long some of these can last by making friends with some of the other servers. I say this from experience. If you’re reading this, Selena from Cap City, go fuck yourself.

Oh good, we have a new meme. I like this one.

In all seriousness? If Comedy Central picked up BCO for a sketch comedy show formatted exactly like Drunk History, in that they pick a central narrator for each tale and real household-name actors dramatize the story and lipsync the dialog... I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT.

I had a customer once that told me, upon sitting down, that she was vegan. No problem, it was California and I was used to that. The thing was, our pizza dough used honey (probably because the sweeter dough when combined with the metric ton of sugar used in the marinara created a pizza more like candy than food). We…

The Man and His Daughter Walk Away, Hopefully Forever

True. The douchenozzle is for discussing douche warfare. Its more powerful cousin is the douchecannon.

Sure, that works most of the time. But I don’t think douche capacity is really a good enough standard. For example, that completely ignores the superiority of douchecanoes in stealth-douche applications.

It makes it so much better that this happened in Palm Beach.