can we have a conversation about the h st tram? from bus convos i heard they are considering replacing/moving the x lines so the tram doesn’t have to compete with it. which is bull shit. also, after 5 yrs of construction, to see the damn thing foiled by a stupid cab driver who parked on the tracks during rush hour,…

aw guys come on, we all know the worst traffic offenders in dc are the buses!! it’s an abnormal day if the bus doesn’t run a red light, chase people out of the crosswalks, not wait for passengers, and stop in the bike lanes. i’m lookin atchyou x2, x1, x9 d3, d4....

you win!

i know right?! can we have a conversation about the brits and the dutch and the spaniards, please? also, how dare we call ourselves americans! central and south can too! (i got slammed by that a ton whilst studying abroad). blah blah blah go ahead you can call yourselves that too, aint no thang, but at least your…

this is such an awesome story!!! it deserves ALL the stars, all of them!! good for you helping out, and shame on air france for not even giving you a free trip to paris or whatever. if a passenger had died in first class you know they would have had a million complaints and demands for refunds from all the other first…

yea it’s really fucked up “you’re saying no, but...wink wink”

haha yes! i am of the same tribe and i’ve got a good one. my uncle married a christian woman, and when they had their first kid they baptized her. so my super awesome baller grandma attended, and when the priest asked if anyone wanted to come up to bless the baby, grandma marched her butt up there, proclaimed she was…

YES. i worked in a local coffee shop and one asshat came in an ordered a “tall” latte whilst pointing to a medium cup. that to me, was worth the argument.

because it’s an octopus attacking a mountain! DUH

i just glanced at this pic really fast, and the first thing that popped into my head was “why is that octopus attacking a mountain?”

omg im literally crying at my desk. YOU GUYS.

gilded tea cup! i must have them to drink whilst i sit upon my throne!

this is the best thing i’ve ever heard! i hope your grandma does read jezebel! hi grandma!

that dude looks like bear grylls or whatever his name is

no this is perfect, you can make your guests edit it for you since you’re in the biz. you paid for their food, they pay for the privilege of eating it!

wait you actually have friends that are in the circus?? please invite me to your next party

yup, and most recently, from a certain mr. jeb bush! thanks guys, we’ll all work even harder now. problem solved!

atarax! yes! this was prescribed to me after i had a freak allergic reaction to an unknown food, and then had resulting panic attacks because my dr told me i would die if i didn’t carry around an epipen. so the allergist prescribed atarax as a joint anxiety/allergy med. it was great! my roommate also appreciated it…

does anyone else remember this from texas chainsaw massacre?? photos and body part stuffed into jars? ish.

i was just diagnosed with it last year after i complained that my period came one week earlier each month, and weight gain. my dr did some blood work and send my hormone levels were off, so even though i’ve never had cysts she started me on metformin. it has seriously helped my irregular periods. weight...still workin…