please send me some like yesterday. my breakfast of yogurt is now worthless! must have princess cake!

uhh...what is a swedish princess cake? it sounds awesome and i want it

AND in-laws giving numerous inappropriate things at the wedding....i have those stories too

i’m going to say it’s best to air on the side of caution with this. i’m sure emotions are high for your gf and her sister, and to add to that stress could cause some issues. just wait the few weeks. normally i’d agree with jenn who said to do it, but this is your gf’s sister, not a distant relative. let her have her…

margie! you are my hero

just out of curiosity, do you have an update on what happened to italian grandma who was evicted?

you make me happy. i agree with your logic and your reasoning. please run for office.

OH HELLO!! mdk!!

i once yelled at his dad’s agent. i worked for cbs news and we had him on for a shoot, at the associate producer was an idiot and didnt know how to book car service, so i had to do it (not my job) and was pissy about it, and the agent was super demanding so i yelled at them and refused to accommodate their requests.…

can we just take a moment to appreciate your name? it’s genius, pure genius.

if you put it on a tshirt, then we could leave it as tips for servers along with cult (oops i mean church) flyers.

OH sweet baby jesus, please have that printed on a tshirt and gift it to her for mothers day

the mob of red crunchies chasing him and his thermos of white wine whilst demanding free popcorn in a tray

preach! i have a friend with severe food allergies, which comes with some pretty funny and terrifying stories. she once had we like to refer to as “mango face” while working on a farm in central america, but no one there knew her, and she didn’t have a mirror, so while her face felt funny, she wasn’t sure what was…

me too! raw apples, and recently cherries, give me the itchy mouth. but cook them up and i am good. i hope it doesn’t get worse bc cherries are legit my favoritey fav fruit.

OMG I AM SO EXCITED

my tired, hungover self is in love with this article, and would very much like to attend your magical 80s prom. PRETTY PLEASE ALLEN???

yay!! I was so sad when BCO wasn't up at 11ish. I thought there was a rip in the space-time continuum, but am quite enthused to see it has been repaired.

santa claus of popcorn!!! the best thing i've ever read. well done, popcorn santa, well done.

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