Given that the article says that this occurred during spring break, it’s quite possible no one was there.  Hell, she might have been off for the 5 days herself over spring break.

God doesn’t say anything about punting dogs or smackin’ a bitch either.

The first rule about coke orgies is you don’t talk about coke orgies.

You mean they want to know who besides Matt Gaetz?

Can’t wait to see it shut down after much whining because it’s only 12% women.

Congratulations, you have written the stupidest thing I’ve seen on the internet today. Quite the accomplishment. 

Don’t get it twisted, the K’s make me itch, but I don’t think any of them would be under the heading of “gold-digger” except maybe mommy dearest. Kim was running a 2nd hand clothing business even before her dad died. The bitch has hustle and took one hell of a bad public hand and turned that shit into gold. HER gold.…

Clearly the only solution is to arm the nation's Christmas trees.

I think it’s a Stallion who loves Stallions rather than Mares type situation.

Women trust your instincts! So lame the bartender brushing you off like that.

👆 Me. And I will now get nothing accomplished for the next 3 weeks 😁👍

I mean, close enough...

Hi fellow Jezebel lovers! These stories are something that I look forward to every year, I even used to use my breaks just to devour these stories throughout the years. However, to express gratitude for this space, I also wanted to share what it’s meant to me especially in the last year, because it went beyond just…

As my parents gave me more freedom and independence so they could enjoy themselves as adults I was often left at home to do homework, talk on the phone, or as I was wont to do: listen to Van Halen. In the spring of 1980, at 13, we lived on the West Bank military base across the Mississippi river from New Orleans. My…

This isn’t really scary, but it still shook me up, and has stayed with me.

*dials 1-800-Fuck-That* “Hello! I’d like to make a claim!” 

There’s somehting really nice about an unknown entity telling you to get a grip.

Men who have those skills are attractive af regardless of how they look physically. Men who brag about having those skills and whine about women who won’t give them a chance are unattractive regardless of appearance and are chasing supermodels themselves 99% of the time.

My partner would do this, leave food, various bottles or dishes, clothes on the floor leaving me to guess what’s clean when I did the laundry, not fix things, literally trashed a room looking for a power cord and left it that way for 6 months before I fixed it because I needed to create some office space. But when…

oh hell, it has accelerated. “but I did a chore!” yes, but I did fifty billion OTHER chores while you were asleep because you needed a break. congratulations, here’s a cookie.