The original comment reads like a cry for help of someone struggling- this response isn’t really necessary!

Can we combine these concepts into a screenplay about a group of evil ball-smashing feminist hags who develop a secret highly contagious black-magic-based bioweapon that will kill all men? We can call it “Coven 19.” I’m available to co-write.

Or she wanted to be near her mother who she loves and trusts.

That’s true of all married men isn’t it?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Cal State, not University of California.

Seriously, this person came off like a fatphobic dick

“medical emergency” (read: one of the obese passengers had a heart attack)

Famously disappointed cruiseship passengers.

This story isn’t scary, and there are so many other stories on here that I doubt anyone will read it...but it IS true, I wanted to share it somewhere, and folks in my normal life would probably roll their eyes, so...

When I was in college 1.0 for a theater degree as a costume tech, I lived with my roomie in a scuzzy apartment complex, but the building I lived in was a very happy little microcosm of nice folks. It was the single nicest community of people I’ve ever lived with, they are relevant and...this one’s long. Because…

I bet if you checked into the morse code translation the knocks said “told ya so, you smug little shit”. ;)

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

The point is not necessarily to win, but to intimidate and incur enough legal costs that it becomes more economical to pull the story in question. It happens *all the time.*

The video in the blue dress is extremely distressing. I had no idea my vagina was such a useless POS. All this time I’ve been relying on my hands like a fucking rube.

No actually, the terms are not important. The terms that ARE important are CHILD and RAPE. 

Ok John, fine, he’s an ephebophile. Is that better? Do you feel better now that the mean ladies called the man a slightly more accurate (but still fucking odious don’t get me wrong) word? I know the terms are important to you.

Damn, you’re right.  He calls her Mommy.

The last two weddings I’ve been to have been on the east coast and had the same set-up. I guess I just assumed it was par for the course, especially when a lot of guests are coming in from out of town and staying the weekend anyways.

Can I ask what exactly happens at a 3 day wedding party/retreat?